It can’t just be me

Dude that’s genuinely real

plot twist it's not toothpaste it's c#m

Lmao

Me after the super mint toothpaste instead of the bubblegum cotton candy coated in cinnamon flavoring shi I usually use:

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M O U T H F U L M O D E

i´m surprised this meme isn´t about toothpaste and orange juice

thats exactly what parents toothpaste tastes like

Do NOT give me flashbacks on this nice day

ok

Why is this so real bro

Real

?

"SUPER DINKLETINKLE SPARKLE FLAVOR"

That’s a new meme for me, maybe I’ll use it in the future

"Dinkletinkle" xD

true!!!!!!!!!!!

So I just wanna clarify something: That flavour you use exists?

Nah i made it up

Relatable

Why is this so true

It’s just the circle of life dude

Super rainbow unicorn joyful sparkly spinkletinkledinkle strawberry flavour toothpaste

That’s even better

I personally love the "spinkletinkledinkle"

Nah I prefer the Super Duper Rainbow Princess Fairy Unicorn Dinkletinklepinkle Glitter Sparkle flavor

Buy the extra greatest superhero sparkly glitter pretty spinklertinklerpinklerdinkler rainbow unicorn sparkly magic watermelon toothpaste now!!!! On pornscamwebsite.com/cumpaste

Nah that’s a 0/10. It didn’t come with the cupcake cookie part

Oh sht buy the extra greatest superhero sparkly glitter pretty sprinkled cupcake and double chunky chunker wunker bunkers now with even bigger chunks of chocolate chunks spinklertinklerpinklerdinkler rainbow unicorn sparkly magic watermelon toothpaste on funny toothpaste.comingouturdick.co.mars/skibidicumpaste

Now that’s the good stuff

Hell yeah

extra greatest superhero sparkly glitter pretty sprinkled cupcake and double chunky chunker wunker bunkers now with even bigger chunks of chocolate chunks spinklertinklerpinklerdinkler rainbow unicorn sparkly magic watermelon special goodie two-shoes McGiggle Sponge Bob Square Pants extra-yummy mega good super cheap mingle-dingle made by people in factories

OMFG WOULD BUY 174891848922/10

i prefer the all new:

hyper ultra super rainbow unicorn super dinkletinkleminglewinkle strawberry watermelon 999999x sugar ice cream sparkle extra glitter 487284 color neon huwwy wuwwy my little pony barbie love kiss yummy yummy yum yum delicious mild fruity pink star sweet teeth & tongue makeup pretty fashion preppy princess cupcake cookie funny special tasty lollipop uwu cat girl triple sweet flavor pepsi&coca-cola mixup sweet edition and kawaii shape paste inside.

Damn

made by child slaves in china

hyper ultra super rainbow unicorn super dinkletinkleminglewinkle strawberry watermelon 999999x sugar ice cream sparkle extra glitter 487284 color neon huwwy wuwwy my little pony barbie love kiss yummy yummy yum yum delicious mild fruity pink star sweet teeth & tongue makeup pretty fashion preppy princess cupcake cookie funny special tasty lollipop uwu cat girl triple sweet flavor pepsi&coca-cola mixup sweet edition and kawaii shape paste inside + 1 (Comes with free child!(Child works for you!(Child is temporary!(You dont have to feed them!(They work for you!(They or six!(Govenment dont care if you become Drake to them!)))))))* So get the newest toothpaste for 69.69$! *THE CHILD HAS A MNASSIVE GYAT OMFG SO BIG I CAN PUT ANYTHING UP THERE WOAHW

REEEAAAL

Real