freaky sky

yeaaah also i knew you followed me :)

Ok

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

臣亮言：先帝創業未半，而中道崩殂。今天下三分，益州疲弊，此誠危急存亡之秋也。然侍衛之臣，不懈於內；忠志之士，忘身於外者，蓋追先帝之殊遇，欲報之於陛下也。誠宜開張聖聽，以光先帝遺德，恢弘志士之氣；不宜妄自菲薄，引喻失義，以塞忠諫之路也。宮中府中，俱為體，陟罰臧否，不宜異同。若有作姦犯科，及為忠善者，宜付有司，論其刑賞，以昭陛下平明之治，不宜篇私，使內外異法也。侍中、侍郎郭攸之、費褘、董允等，此皆良實，志慮忠純，是以先帝簡拔以遺陛下。愚以為宮中之事，事無大前出師表 臣亮言：先帝創業未半，而中道崩殂。今天下三分，益州疲弊，此誠危急存亡之秋也。然侍衛之臣，不懈於內；忠志之士，忘身於外者，蓋追先帝之殊遇，欲報之於陛下也。誠宜開張聖聽，以光先帝遺德，恢弘志士之氣；不宜妄自菲薄，引喻失義，以塞忠諫之路也。宮中府中，俱為體，陟罰臧否，不宜異同。若有作姦犯科，及為忠善者，宜付有司，論其刑賞，以昭陛下平明之治，不宜篇私，使內外異法也。侍中、侍郎郭攸之、費褘、董允等，此皆良實，志慮忠純，是以先帝簡拔以遺陛下。愚以為宮中之事，事無大前出師表

Thank you for choosing the airline the Bluetooth device is ready to Pair If you’ll wonder why the plane made from plastic what the f**k you think this is We’re not in America this is good quality made in China The Bluetooth device is connected successfully My name is Captain Ming Lee and I’ll be flying for 12 days I learned yesterday from YouTube Tutorial now I can fly a plane Announcement from the Pilot if you’re wondering where your pet gone if you have a dog or cat Thank you very much for my MEAL Ladies and Gentlemen, I want to tell you something about this plane. This plane is made from me and my father. This is home made. I made it at home. So if you’re wondering where is the wing gone. Who needs wings. This is, China, the new innovation of the world. We are one of the smartest people on earth. If you come to Hong Kong everybody wearing the Lenovo Airpods. I have a factory with my grandma. We make sandals. Ladies and gentlemen for the passengers who crying. Why are you crying? You’re looking for your pet Dog, pet Cat, pet Rat. Don’t be blind. It’s on the menu. The flight attendant is coming to bring it through. Don’t worry it will taste very nice. She cooked for 12 years. Good cook like my auntie. My auntie Ming Lee can cook very nice. If you eat the Rice from her. You will never go back to America with no Flavour. I went to KFC two days ago to try the KFC America it taste like somebody Dried Ballsack. What the hell. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE RUN INTO issue. I made this plane but I forgot to put enough fuel. Now they say the Bluetooth device is disconnected. If you guys have Wi-Fi turn it off, take your iPhone throw out the window. Ladies and gentlemen, this is dangerous we’re going TO DIEE (noooo) I can’t even see Ming Lee this is scary. Oh lord save me. We’re going to the Water. Noooo! Ming Lee what did you do to the Animal. Super Idol de xiaorong Dou mei ni de tian the Bluetooth device is connected successfully

“JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULY!”

I just saw that video

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i know you said kys without trasnlating

Exactly so I don't get banned