Make America roast again XD

Trump is the literal definition of “If you eat too many oranges, you will become one”

He did lay off the fake tan tho

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he can't be president, because humans don't come in the color orange

He’s not orange in all the photos, I think he’s realized that the fake tan isn’t a good look.

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Oompa Loompa Doompadee Do, I have some tax increases here for you!

Funny comment, but Trump seems to want to make taxes as low as possible. No tax on tips, no tax on social security, etc., one of his appointees wants to do away with income tax if we can fund this country with tariffs. I heard Harris actually said she wants 80% income tax. But actually, Republicans want you to keep your hard-earned money.

Well for rich people, trump wants to lower taxes.

Not just for rich, Republicans like Trump are describing tax cuts that benefit middle class and low income, allowing non wealthy to get ahead for once

It will though. And the government won’t be spending billions on stupid shit now that DOGE is a thing

Yay

So even if Trump can’t 100% eliminate income tax for all citizens like he wants to, he can significantly lower them since the government isn’t blowing through trillions of dollars like it’s nothing. We can start paying off the national debt, which, because of Biden, is six figures per person, I believe.

Ye but

Trump’s trying to fix America, not destroy it. Liberal media is making a bogeyman of him to try to scare people, that’s all.

Ye but he’s a… ( insert swear of choice)

All you have to say is ‘ye but…’

Has it occurred to you that you’ve been lied to by left-wing media? Brainwashed and manipulated into hating a man who wants to make our country safe and prosperous?

F

They were literally doing studies of various animals on illegal drugs

Ok I with you on that

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If the orange man wants to empower us Americans, I’ll let him cook

He will start ww3

Nah, he’ll steer us away from it. Orange man will also try to get rid of income tax in favor of charging tariffs on imported goods, which will encourage companies to manufacture in the US, creating tons of jobs for people. No income tax will also help people from disadvantaged communities to get ahead. Trump prefers trade wars to physical wars, so no sweat :)

He wants Greenland Canada and the Gulf of Mexico

He was joking dude 😂

Crap

Canada’s government is stupid and incompetent, so Trump sarcastically suggested they join the US as a state. If Greenland’s people voted to join the United States, then Trump would be happy to welcome them into the US. Otherwise, he’ll leave Greenland alone. And honestly, who cares if Trump calls it the Gulf of America, we own most of the coastline anyways, it kinda makes sense.

Average Biden comeback 💀

Holly sh*t I just realized that is so beg brain

Yeah, Trump is definitely a smart leader

Yes yes he is I hope he don’t end up like the Austrian painter

Nah, he’s not like that. The media just makes a bogeyman of him

Ok in trust you

America is set bc of Trump, it’ll be awesome

I’ll Beleave it whene I see it

He also working with china

Not really, just being civil so they don’t bomb us

Yes but

Trump is also gonna tariff the shit out of China

Yes then the tariff our as*es

No actually, Trump wants to tariff other countries’s goods imported to the USA as a replacement for income tax. Then, Americans can pocket all of their hard-earned money and companies who’ve been using cheap foreign labor, like Apple and General Motors, will start building factories in the USA, creating tons of jobs.

🤯

He canceled the ticktock ban tictok is from land of Ching chong

Ok and? You think the Chinese want to spy on boring tweens doing overrated dances? That’s more of a Diddy thing lol

Yes😆

What would China gain from spying on TikTok? Government employees don’t use it.

Stupidity

Stupidity indeed, never was fond of TikTok, though there are worse social media sites.

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