WHILE PLAYING COLLEGE SPORTS, WALZ COMMITTED STOLEN VALOR, AND KAMALA WAS TOO SELF-IMPORTANT TO CONDESCEND TO WEAR A UNIFORM? YOU MEAN LIKE BILL CLINTON LEFT THE COUNTRY TO DODGE THE DRAFT, BARACK OBAMA WAS TOO MUCH OF A POT HEAD TO BE IN THE MILITARY, JOE BIDEN GOT ENDLESS DEFERMENTS FOR ASTHMA