Grinds my gears

I'm single.

Nobody wants you.

Fair, I don't want anybody anyways.

False.
I want you.
In my basement.

Sounds like someone failed

that's wild

I haven't masterbate for 3 days.

I'm the opposite of you then. I masturbated 13 times in the past four days.

I failed at 7:00 p.m. on the first day, to me that's an achievement!

I failed at like 3:30 pm on the first day. I need to keep my nutting streak. I'm trying to make it last a whole year

I nutted three times that day.

Three times a day is my record

And I nut three times a day, every day

Seven is my record.

So ha, I win.

I'm single.

Literally nobody asked

bro lost