SCIENTISTS AND MATHEMATICIANS TRIED DISPROVING THAT AN INFINITE NUMBER OF MONKEYS OVER AN INFINITE AMOUNT OF TIME; WOULD EVENTUALLY PRODUCE THE COMPLETE WORKS OF SHAKESPEARE. THEY LIMITED THE 'INFINITY OF TIME' BY POINTING OUT THAT IT WOULD TAKE LONGER THAN THE LIFETIME OF OUR UNIVERSE. SO TO 'DISPROVE' THE PREMISE THEY ALTERED THE DEFINITION FOR INFINITY AND THEN DECLARED THEIR NEW 'INTERPRETATION' VALID. OBVIOUSLY THEY WERE ALL DEMOCRATS.