JUST SAW THE MOVIE BCS DEADPOOL IS MY BBG

Jackson Lawson: "...oh, you've GOT to be kidding me..."

(Ngl I would think the same thing-)

Robber #1: QUIET!!
*Deadpool immediately grabbed a gun from his waistband and held it up*
Deadpool: So who can I shoot first?
Wolverine: *Glare* Hold it. No one... yet.

(nah bro, I'd just let the robber kill me at this rate)

*Jackson looks over at Deadpool and Wolverine, slowly trying to get away from the robbers.*

Robber #1: What did I just say. *He pointed a gun at you*
Robber #3: AY DUMBASSES! *They cocked a gun*
Deadpool: Tf did you just say- *Casually points his gun back*
Robber #2: This ain't your place.

*Jackson freezes up and looks over at just Deadpool now.*

Wolverine: Then who's place is it?
Deadpool: *Wheeze*
Wolverine: *He smiled slightly, then it faded* Go on, tell us. *He was buying time*
Robber #1: *Bro was at a loss* W-Well- Not yours.
Wolverine: *he held his claws at the ready* that isn't an answer

Jackson Lawson: "...can I speak yet?"

Robber #1: You know what, yeah- *he suddenly grabbed you, putting you in a headlock* HOW ABOUT NOW?!
*They both froze*
Deadpool: *he held up his hands in a placating gesture* Hey man-

Jackson Lawson: "AH-"

*Jackson tried to pry the robbers hands off of his neck.*

Wolverine: Let him go and nobody gets hurt.
Robber #1: HES GONNA GET HURT IF YOU DONT BACK OFF!

*Jackson looks over to his side, and then at Wolverine nervously.*

Wolverine: *mumbling* Snipe the robber. I’ll distract him.
Deadpool: you seriously trust me enough to do that…?
Wolverine: Don’t give me a reason not to.

Jackson Lawson: "...Help-"

Galene: *in head*Huh?

*Deadpool immediately grabbed a gun from his waistband and held it up*
Deadpool: So who can I shoot first?
Wolverine: *Glare* Hold it. No one... yet.

Galene: ...... *her head was spinning with every possible thing that could go wrong. She was also thinking about whether or not to she would teleport out of the area*

Umbreon: *human form, which is just a greek person with purple eyes and black hair around 6'2* oh god dammit...

*Deadpool immediately grabbed a gun from his waistband and held it up*
Deadpool: So who can I shoot first?
Wolverine: *Glare* Hold it. No one... yet.

U: *trying to sneak into the bathroom*

*John slowly crawled away at the sight of the two. On the one had, these guys had a reputation when they worked together. On the other, he could hardly do anything without his suit, now could he? He slowly crept through the entrance and ran away.*

Wade: Oh yah. They defenetly don't like me.
*Logan sighed, his claws retracted, as they both took up a quick pace to... Wherever.*

*They found him playing a game on his phone on a nearby rooftop.*

Wade: *he looks over your shoulder silently*
Logan: *reluctantly* …Thanks.

"Just a sec, Logan."

*He seemed deathly focused. From what Wade could see, he was playing as an 8-bit version of himself, swinging back and forth and collecting things while dodging red circles that looked vaguely like fireballs.*

*their voices were heard as you ran off*
*Deadpool immediately grabbed a gun from his waistband and held it up*
Deadpool: So who can I shoot first?
Wolverine: *Glare* Hold it. No one... yet.

*Rather quickly, John (now costumed) slowly lowered himself silently down behind them on a web.*

"Boo."

(Right now, he's wearing his jacket, and his headphones are around his neck)

(Is it okay if, for the purpose of making jokes, John is already acquainted with these two?)

(Sure!)

*He smirked, realizing they hadn't noticed him. He tapped Wade on his shoulder, then quickly moved out of sight.*

(Deadpool's name is Wade Wilson, right?)

(yessir)

*He looked over his shoulder*
Deadpool/Wade: I think I'm losing it.
Wolverine (I forgot his name uhh-): I think that happened a long time ago. But stop being distracting.

(His *real* real name is James Howlett, but he goes by Logan. That's how John knows him)

*He silently began grabbing criminals while Wade and Logan were distracted. When they turned back, they were all gone.*

(I haven’t seen the movie in so long I forgot-)

*both confused*
Wade: …
Logan: What did you do.

*He slowly lowered from his hiding spot.*

"Really, man? I mean, I expected this from him-"

He pointed at Wade.

"-but from you? I'm disappointed, buddy."

Logan: *recongnition* I see. Well it’s not every day that several robbers are snatched out of under your nose.
Wade: Rude much?

"Come on, Wade. You and I both know exactly what I'm talking about."

Sirens were heard in the distance.

"Perhaps we could finish this conversation somewhere else. If you'll recall, the police don't exactly sponsor me, and I'm pretty sure they have mixed feelings about both of you."

He shot a web at a nearby ventilation shaft and crawled inside.

Oh great *I facepalm*

(I’d just kill myself at this point ngl)

*Deadpool immediately grabbed a gun from his waistband and held it up*
Deadpool: So who can I shoot first?
Wolverine: *Glare* Hold it. No one... yet.

*I mutter* This is going to be a disaster...

Echo: ... Interesting...

[Knox County Security Corps permit. Legal name: Jeremy Mansfield.]

*I roll my eyes as I sneakily take my nightstick out.*

*she looked at them both* …

*After whatever just happened*

Wolverine: Didnt I say MINIMAL carnage?
Deadpool: Sorry I though you said massive.

*she poked her head up and just watched till noticed*

Deadpool: *he elbowed Wolverine then nodded toward you* Ahem. *He sauntered over to you* You alright? *He offered a hand. He had literally three gunshot wounds in his chest but obviously- it didn't matter lol*

*she nodded and took the hand and got up* Yeah, I’m fine

Deadpool: OH GOOD. I was worried.
Wolverine: *retracting his claws* no you weren’t.
Deadpool: Who says?

*she chuckled a bit* You two are opposite of each other. But you get along, that’s pretty cool

Deadpool: :D thank you!
Wolverine: …Was that a compliment?
Deadpool: Obviously, kitty.
Wolverine: I swear to god- do you have an off switch or something cause your annoying the shit out of me.
Deadpool: I can tell you where the on switch is *smirk*

(She rolled her eyes* I presume you two have to go now because *she made air quotes* “I super hero’s job is never done”

(Sorry I've honestly been waiting to use that joke forever)

Deadpool: I don't :D
Wolverine: Yes you do. We both do.
Deadpool: SINCE WHEN.
Wolverine: Since five minutes ago.
Deadpool: *He looked at you* What about her?
Wolverine: She'll be fine.

Gshe nodded* I will be fine you two go

*HI BESTIE :DDD but yah, me too lol, A LOT*

*Deadpool immediately grabbed a gun from his waistband and held it up*
Deadpool: So who can I shoot first?
Wolverine: *Glare* Hold it. No one... yet.

*she peeked over the counter and thought: welp..I’m dead* …

(I would think the same thing-)

*They both walked in, Deadpool was freaking skipping like a child*
Wolverine: *he held his claws at the ready* Be serious for once, will you?
Deadpool: No :)

*she chuckled a bit*

Robber #1: AY DUMBASSES! *They cocked a gun*
Deadpool: Tf did you just say- *Casually points his gun back*
Robber #2: This ain't your place.

*considering interfering as she reached for the pepper spray in her pocket*

Wolverine: Then who's place is it?
Deadpool: *Wheeze*
Wolverine: *He smiled slightly, then it faded* Go on, tell us. *He was buying time*
Robber #1: *Bro was at a loss* W-Well- Not yours.

*she got up, and sprayed the pepper spray at the robbers eyes*

*They both looked surprised for a moment*
Deadpool: Slay.
Wolverine: Minimal casualties. But yes, now you can shot people. ONLY ROBBERS.
Deadpool: YES!!! *He pulled out dual pistols*

*she ducked behind the counter so she wouldn’t get hitg