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Pov: Just a salesmen

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136 views Made by huh_neat 9 months ago in Imgflip-bossfights
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Autumn: uh hello?
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???: Hey! You here to buy a TV? Just 20 dollars! And for 25, I can upgrade your old TV!
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Autumn: i'm... atheist... wait shoot wrong thing...
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???: Good! Cause this TV makes sure that it doesn't play christian channels!
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Autumn: and what’s wrong with it?
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???: Well it's annoying so yeah!
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Autumn: … 15 dollars. And ill give you a mint from my pocket
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???: Deal!

*hands TV*
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Autumn: *gives wrinkled 15 dollars and already opened lifesavers mint* wait how annoying is it?
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Phantasm: *opens door with a shotgun*
No I don’t want your retail products/insurance/home improvement services. I’m not paying taxes and i’ve already accepted the Lord as my savior. Now leave

(she’s prepared for this kind of interaction lmao)
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killmote: hi!
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???: Hey there weird... thing...? anyways I'm selling some Tvs! Just some grand Tvs for a cheap price! And if you're really willing to pay extra, I'll even upgrade your old TV!
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killmote: ...my body is a remote, why would i need a tv, i can just steal one from someone else
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Data: bill cipher lookin' eyes
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*The TV flickers off, not responding to Data*
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Data: *bangs on the top* tell me what's going on or I'm getting the sledgehammer.
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*The TV turns on again, but it's just static, mocking Data*
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Data: *gets a sledgehammer out of her closet* I wasn't joking you little shit
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*The Tv sorta just chills there*
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*she gets ready to swing it*
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*It makes contacts and breaks the TV but then everything reverts and the TV is back to normal*
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*she swings again at a different angle and knocks it across the room*
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*Same thing happens, as it reverts to being not broken and at the same place it was*
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*so still on the other side of the room?
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???: *His eyes twitch a bit before going back into character*

Hey weird robot rabbit thing! How would you like to buy a new TV for only 20 dollars? And if you pay 5 dollars extra, I'll upgrade your old TV!
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Data: nah, I've already got better ones than that.
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???: But these ones are special! They got a special little feature that no other tv has!
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Data: lemme guess, a camera and microphone so you can spy on people.
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???: Nope!

*He says confidently*

I'm not telling you what it is until you buy it.
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Data: well I'm not gonna buy a scam TV with a fictional extra feature so...
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???: *He falls over as his neck splits open and out crawls out a tall monster thing made out of static before it suddenly fast fowards into a future time*

???: Thank you for agreeing to buy the tv

*The Tv is in Data's hands now*
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Data: I never said I would buy it...
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???: No refunds!

*They say as he just stands there lifeless*
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Data: wait, I never paid you either... what the hell?
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*yeah*
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Data: TF KIND OF MAGIC TV IS THIS
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*The static fickers into a middle finger*
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???: No refunds!

*He says in the exact same tone*
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Data: ... *Waves a hand in front of his eyes*
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???: No re-

*Everything glitches out and Data is now in her home with the TV*
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Data: Tf kind of curse did I just get myself into

*She decides to check her systems for abnormalities and she checks how much money she has*
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*Data has lost 20 dollars, just like the salesman said. However her system doesn't seem to detect anything strange yet*
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*"yet"*

Data: ... Might as well see what's so special about the TV.

*She finds a seam and tries jamming a screwdriver into it to open the TV*
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*The minute she gets in, it reverts back like nothing happens*
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Data: ... Huh?
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*The TV flickers on with the words: "Can't let you cheat, Data"*
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Data: I bought the TV, although not by my own will, I should be able to do what I want with it.
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Atlas: huh?
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???: Hey you with the purple hair! Care for a new TV for a cheap price? If you pay extra, I can upgrade your old TV for you too!
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Atlas: uh.. I’m good, thank you
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???: come on! Whats a bit of entertainment in your life? Maybe something in invite the whole family over!
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Atlas: I already have a really nice tv-
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???: Then I can upgrade it for you!
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Atlas: No, no I’m really ok-
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???: ... *He's just smiling at her*
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Atlas: … *backs away*
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???: *He falls to the floor and makes some sounds like he's choking on something*
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Atlas: are.. you ok?
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*His throat slits clean open as Static pours out*
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Atlas: AHH-
*runs away*
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*The static forms into some create as it roars and then... everything reverts*

???: Thank you for purchasing your new TV! No refunds!

*the TV is in Atlas's hands*
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Atlas: …
*puts the tv down and leaves*
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*Everything reverts and ATlas is back holding the TV*
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Atlas: *throws it down angrily*
I DIED ALREADY, LEAVE ME ALONE
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