Phantasm: *opens door with a shotgun*
No I don’t want your retail products/insurance/home improvement services. I’m not paying taxes and i’ve already accepted the Lord as my savior. Now leave
(she’s prepared for this kind of interaction lmao)
???: Hey there weird... thing...? anyways I'm selling some Tvs! Just some grand Tvs for a cheap price! And if you're really willing to pay extra, I'll even upgrade your old TV!
???: *He falls over as his neck splits open and out crawls out a tall monster thing made out of static before it suddenly fast fowards into a future time*