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I am describing my mother by the way | MAKES ME WORK THROUGH LOSS OF GRIP STRENGTH, EXHAUSTION TO THE POINT WHERE HOLDING MY PHONE MAKES ME TREMBLE, STOMACH AND HEADACHE, DON'T SLEEP DURING THE DAY, NON GENDER OR SEXUALITY AFFIRMING, CAN'T EAT SNACKS OVER THE SINK, FORCED INDIRECT STUNTED SOCIAL GROWTH, MAKES ME WEAR UNCOMFORTABLE MEDICAL EQUIPMENT, DOESN'T LET ME GO ANYWHERE; PLAY STARFOX 64 ON THE WEEKEND  WITH ME (50% CHANCE) FOR DOING ALL MY STUFF BY TONIGHT (A HERCULEAN TASK CONSIDERING WHAT IVE MISSED), GET ME TO TAKE PROZAC | image tagged in reversed disappointed black man | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 16h,
2 replies
DUDE WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR GRIP?
0 ups, 8h
Well I'm better at gunmanship than swordmanship
And I thought we were talking about weaponry in general
0 ups, 15h,
1 reply
You know how if you overwork yourself your limbs turn into jelly
0 ups, 15h,
1 reply
Oh. How did you overwork yourself. If it's the gym, relatable, I have no problem lifting stuff, but my right arm's grip is shit. Maybe from all the biting.
0 ups, 15h,
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I was on a rock wall
I pushed myself up 35 feet but finally my arms gave out and I couldn't control my arms well or lift myself up
1 up, 14h,
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oh. My problem is pain and speed. I have almost no limit, but I may give up bc it hurts or might take a while. Once I run a marathon with 0 prep bc free shirt ^^
0 ups, 14h,
1 reply
Free shirt?
Anyway I'm more a speed runner who's trying to get into long distance
1 up, 14h,
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I push myself to the limit and go slowly to be a monster when uncharge. Ooo I gotta tell you smth.
0 ups, 14h,
1 reply
H
0 ups, 14h,
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H
But like genuinely, like people see my swordplay and are so surprised bc I always move my arms like I'm still just getting used to them, but with the extension of an edge, suddenly I seem much more confident.
0 ups, 14h,
2 replies
No I feel that
I'm tryna learn how to use a tonfa
0 ups, 13h
The L thing? I also kinda know how to use it. More like a katar, but...
0 ups, 14h
I know how to use a Katar, can't be too different.
0 ups, 14h,
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Also I think a pistol and a knife are fantastic together
0 ups, 14h
yeah, but... Like a gun kind of defeats the point of swordsmanship. The skills needed for a gun are pretty different.
1 up, 1d,
1 reply
would you like me to explain the headache and stomach ache thing?
0 ups, 1d,
1 reply
The wha wha
0 ups, 1d,
1 reply
ye said ye had stomach and head hurt
(please excuse my shitty grammar, it's been a long night)
0 ups, 1d,
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How do you explain it
0 ups, 1d,
1 reply
the only reason you're awake is because there is a f**k ton of adrenaline flowing through your veins, the reason your stomach is hurting is because the adrenaline causes stress and when you're stressed for long periods of time your stomach starts to hurt, the reason your head hurts is because when you don't get enough sleep your body makes a protein that significantly lowers your pain threshold causing an almost migraine like headache and or muscle pain
0 ups, 1d,
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Jeez
0 ups, 1d,
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the human body is a funny thing
0 ups, 1d,
1 reply
Isn't it
1 up, 1d
welp, imma go do everything but sleep
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MAKES ME WORK THROUGH LOSS OF GRIP STRENGTH, EXHAUSTION TO THE POINT WHERE HOLDING MY PHONE MAKES ME TREMBLE, STOMACH AND HEADACHE, DON'T SLEEP DURING THE DAY, NON GENDER OR SEXUALITY AFFIRMING, CAN'T EAT SNACKS OVER THE SINK, FORCED INDIRECT STUNTED SOCIAL GROWTH, MAKES ME WEAR UNCOMFORTABLE MEDICAL EQUIPMENT, DOESN'T LET ME GO ANYWHERE; PLAY STARFOX 64 ON THE WEEKEND WITH ME (50% CHANCE) FOR DOING ALL MY STUFF BY TONIGHT (A HERCULEAN TASK CONSIDERING WHAT IVE MISSED), GET ME TO TAKE PROZAC