LAST TIME:; MARIO AND MELONY WAS DRIVING TO MCDONALD'S WHEN THEY REALIZED THAT THE ROAD THEY WERE DRIVING ON WAS ACTUALLY A TRAIN TRACK. AND AS SOON AS THE TWO REALIZED: THEY HEAR THE SOUND OF A TRAIN COMING FROM BEHIND AND SAW TREVOR HENDERSON’S CARTOON CAT ON A TRAIN, ABOUT TO RUN OVER THEM WITH A SICKENING TWISTED OPEN-WIDE SMILE, HUNGRY FOR SOME MUSHROOM PIZZA WITH EXTRA ITALIAN FLESH AND BONES, AND SOME FRUIT SALAD WITH EXTRA, EXTRA MELON SLICES FOR DESERT. FORTUNATELY, MARIO QUICKLY RESPONSE WITH AN UNO REVERSE CARD IN THE HOPES OF SAVING THEMSELVES. (THIS WAS A REPLY BY @SUPER-MARIO-GLITCHY4); (THE CONTINUED STORY)
UNFORTUNATELY, THE CARTOON CAT HAS ITS OWN UNO REVERSE CARD CALLED A ‘MIRROR’, WHICH CAUSED IT TO REFLECT BACK ONTO THE UNO REVERSE CARD, WHICH CAUSED IT TO REFLECT BACK AND FORTH AND BACK AND FORTH AND BACK AND FORTH AND BACK AND FORTH AND BACK AND FORTH AND ET CETERA AND ET CETERA. UNTIL THE OVER-REFLECTED POWER OF THE TWO COMPLETELY BROKE THE LAWS OF BOTH REALITY AND THE INTERNET, AND DUE TO IT: MULTIPLE LIVES AND BRAIN CELLS WERE LOST AND ONLY MARIO WAS ABLE TO MAKE IT OUT ALIVE, WHILE MELONY HAD BEEN OVERWHELMED BY THE CONSTANT TARES OF REALITY RIPPING CHUNKS OF HER FLESH AND ATOMS AND IS SOON REUNITED WITH HER BOYFRIEND IN HEAVEN.😔😔; R.I.P.
MELONY; CARTOON CAT FULL ON BLOODY MELONY SLICES
