MAN, METS SUCK!

Seriously, man? Anyone can play with the alphabet.

Never
Ever
Winning

You're
Only
Really
Kidding

Yourself;
As a result,
NY Mets
Killed
Everything
Every
Sickening Yankee ever did.

The Yankees? They'll never have moves this smooth.
https://www.tiktok.com/@panempropaganda/video/7302278702472219950?lang=en
The Mets? They work it to earn it every damn day, man. Your guys oughta learn a little lesson from this bloke right here!

Okay now, I can see you know the alphabet and how to play with it, maybe you can help your sucky Mets, see if they are hiring, who knows 🤷🏻‍♀️
Man, you don't play fair, you know my weakness and go straight for the jugular! I have to give you kudos and you've definitely got a comeback for it all, you definitely do win. I bow down to you sir. I got the point, and I got nothing to add to this,but like Arnold said "I'll be back"
He's got some moves, and obviously is a good dancer! 😜

Okay, I get it, I'm the kid in the family, haha! But the Mets are a smart team. As of the end of the 2023 season, the Mets have won more than 4,700 regular season games, a total that ranks 20th among MLB teams and fourth among expansion teams. But hey, be nice. I still play fairer than the Yankees. They legit hired a manager because he hit one bloody home run over what, a decade ago? Get with it, man. That's low.

Oh yeah, he can get it. That's what the Yankees don't have, a real man. Every player of the Mets be like: https://youtube.com/shorts/Z85MU5Egr7k?si=D-XlQTXd1x0Hi1Io

The oldest too, of my kids. Now you're talking about last year, and although it's impressive, I can't deny that. Where are they right now, hmm. Not playing tonight!

Let me make you happy, in the event that you didn't know, were losing 2/0 in the middle of the second inning already losing! 😮‍💨

Dude, it's in the 60's here, and I now feel like it's 160 degrees, where in earth do you come up with these. Do you have a folder of burns and videos ready for when I post a Mets meme?

I will tell you that I literally laugh out loud at the banter and the funnies, but man, I literally said aloud to both and I'm currently home alone, but I digress. I said "man, that's sexy, to both." And there's no one here but me. Everyone went out to eat and I had dinner with the clients, well a huge salad. And I got full, so I said they could go without me. We have them for a week. 😀

You're killing me with these, but in a good way. He may not have mountains, because guys obviously don't and I don't go that way, obviously, but what he is
, is my cup of tea!

P.S. I picked up my tea from Amazon today, at the store, on the way home! Looking forward to a cup in a bit. I got the French Earl Grey, Bergamot , and Lavender, the German chamomile and Lemon balm, and the Tokyo Sencha teas. I am looking forward to enjoying a cup this evening.

Mets are at home but they're not sitting on their bums. Taking notes from Dodgers on how to kick Yankee ass!

You guys can't accept that Yankees just aren't good anymore. You long for the glory days. You want the older team back. This is you:
https://youtube.com/shorts/olDHMYxTOc4?si=QISfKO4f3LrfZ55p

Hey, I'll never tell. Don't ask me about burns. Ask the Yankees, they're burnt out, could tell you everything you wanna know about burns, man. Anyway Yankees suck, go Dodgers and go Mets next year. Hey, glad to make you laugh, man. It cracks me up too. My guys are in on it too! They love you, man. You're a huge hit amongst my mates! You're like all of our old Yankee mum! Pro tip; they're all pro Mets because they know that the YANKEES BLOODY SUCK!

Legit don't see what's so sexy about Snow, though, haha. I don't get the appeal, unless you're either a communist like he or a Yankee fan! P.S. I heard Tom Blyth was a Mets fan too. Yankees can suck it!

Have fun with your family man! Ooh, enjoy the tea. Sencha is so good and good for you as well. Love tea.

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Glad to hear it, but home taking notes, duh.

I've agreed that they do suck now! Andy Pettitte opening with Mariano Rivera closing was the perfect recipe/ storm. They were all great though.

So, that's good to know. People forget to laugh, you know... Well, how many kids do I have over there, if I'm theor mom, I need to know, to brace myself for what's to come.

I told you previously, that it's the eyes! It also doesn't hurt that he has a smoking hot body, look at that back and he can dance too! I had no clue!?!

Well, If I knew him, I'd give him a piece of my mind too! Damn it!
Remember how we spoke of admiring art, abd I said I am confident within myself and my husband is fine with it because God gave us eyes with which to look. He seems to be a good actor, frim what Ive seen. But he has kind eyes, and man you must admit he has some moves. Would have been cool to see him in Magic Mike. Although not a film of substance and not much too look at in the movie anyway. I bet it would have been a runaway hit with his moves! There, I've said my piece, and I might dirch this shitty 3/0 game and move forward with the Billy the Kid series and a cup of tea, until my family returns from dinner, or I might be nice and wait, but this game has me nuts!
Say goodnight to my other children over there with you. I have a whole other family now, and being an empath I shall worry for you all and your shitty Mets team. Dont drink thecwater, stay away from the ice.
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY DON'T RUN INTO THE MOUNTAIN S, IF THEY'RE FAKE, YOU'LL GET A BLACK EYE 🤣

Haha nobody's ever heard of those dudes man. That's how I can tell you're a mum. Get with it, man. When was the last time you saw the bloody Yankees. The Yanks don't win so they don't make the cash. If you ain't got no money take your broke Yankee arse home. This is what I oughta tell the Yanks. https://youtube.com/shorts/wNna6uTjOUU?si=Qe6wFdmUNuelf00T

Depends on the day, haha. Sometimes it's just me, sometimes me and my colleagues, sometimes me and my mates, it depends man. My circle's like the same 5 tight guys but sometimes the rest comes out like I said it depends. My colleagues bloody love you! You crack us up.

Aw, you really think his eyes are sexy? Thanks I'm a fan too. He's a good guy. Ooh, nice. Yeah, Snow was a pretty swole guy, haha. Nice. Oh man. Look, I like girls with big mountains but if you were pulling my arm or something about who the most handsome dude is, I guess I'd have to say Tom Blyth, haha.

Oh no, you wouldn't do that to Tom, would you? He doesn't deserve that. He's a sweetheart, man. All he wants to do is, I don't know him, but I'm guessing, like, do movies and chill out in the snow and mountains, man. Strikes me as a real mountain man for sure. Leave Tom Blyth out of this Yankees crap man. But yeah, I love his acting. He does seem really kind. If my girlfriend cheated on me with Tom Blyth I wouldn't even be mad. I'd cheat on her with Tom bloody Blyth too! That man's a real charmer, I guess. Hey... magic Mike? You never know. They may do a fourth someday. Who knows? What if he comes across this, now that would be a treat. I get what you're saying but it's a fun summer romp! Heard that's his mood these days, so he may think about it. Magic Mike was pretty fun man. Nice mountains in all 3.

Yeah hope you enjoy Billy! You're in for a real treat man. Again enjoy the tea man.

It only has you nuts because the Yankees have no nuts. The only ball on the screen is the bloody baseball, man.

Great song! I'm 47, and can say that you guys don't know your Yankees history, and besides ladt years stats you don't know shit about how bad the Mets suck!
Okay, so including you, I now have roughly 6 kids in Spain, shit. Wait until my husband finds out, he'll laugh his head off, and ask so that's what you did when
you said you were going shopping 🤣
Yes, I do think so. I've made mention of it before, about his eyes. Weren't you listening or reading? Just like a son to not listen! Ugh. Never heard of swole, learning a lot of British words and slang from you. Yes, definitely swole!!!
Of course I would give him a piece of my mind, just like you. I would tell him the Mets suck and I wouldn't have any problem doing so because that's what sports fans do to one another.
Hahaha, and here I'm thinking that you talk about the Jamie guy sooooooo much that maybe you kinda would say him lol

You would be okay with that! I don't know anyone that would be okay with their loved one being with someone else, unless you guys are swingers or some crazy shit like that. Unless, that's her free pass.
You bat like that, just like the Mets, man, I wouldn't think you'd swing for the other team like that, hmmm....
I thought you like mountains too much to swing bat for the other team. 🤣🤣🤣
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Well, if he comes across this, he'll know a couple of things, in no particular order. I think he's hot, the Mets suck, the Yankees are stil losing and they now suck too, you both like mountains and that you would give him your girlfriend and maybe yourself too🤣😂🤣 it might just blow his mind.
Like Ed Sheerans Blow, another great song and artist in his genre of music. You know who I really miss, George Michael, what a voice!

You are a funny one my British, cowboy, Mets loving son 😂

You ain't old. Young enough to appreciate all this. Go Mets. Here. Keep yourself occupied til the Mets win https://youtu.be/1tUTjzd3oUY?si=TfLRqIUoSegPdZpA

Hey man, age is a mattervof the mind, if you don’t mind, it doesn't matter. It doesn't hurt my family has great genes and no one ever believes my age. I don't lie about it, nor do I care. No botox or crap anywhere all natural the way I like it, and my husband and kids like it. You had mentioned and old Yankee mum, and I was just reminding you that I may like the Yankees, but I'm definitely not from 1903!

Hey thanks, but we've been doing our research man. Yeah, currently chilling with the guys man. We love you. 7 of us out here tonight. One brought stout. But hey remember your the one being overdramatic about the Yankees man. I'm not being overdramatic
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Learning a lot from you too man. Dude relax. Keep Tom Blyth out of this. He'd tell you just chill out. Tom wouldn't take any of this Yankees shit man. He's just a cool and chill dude. No drama there man. What? No man screw Jaime! He's an ugly rat just like the Yankees. Dude, nobody likes Jamie. Probably never seen a pair of the smallest mountains in his life. Literally only Arianna likes Jamie. Why? I don't know. Blonde fetish. Also why she likes Snow man. Yeah man I'd be cool with having Tom Blyth around. Who wouldnt? Tom Blyth rules. He'd love my girlfriend. He'd love me. He'd love everybody. He'd love you. Hell he'd really love the shit out of Arianna man. Imagine Tom and Arianna. Man. Hell of a couple. I'd be hella okay with Tom and Arianna. No man we aren't swingers! Oh man laughing so hard at this rn. Must be the beer. Yeah Tom Blyth? Free pass for anyone man. The Mets rule. Tom rules. Would be a fun time. Who wouldn't swing for the Blyth man? Man.

Hey! I do love my mountains man. I could never swing for the other team because there's no Yankees! Yeah though, nothing wrong with it. Got plenty of gay mates, bi mates, a trans mate, niece has an ace mate it's all cool man.

Nah man if Tom were to read this he'd just see a sweet old Yankee mum and laugh it off. He seems like a Mets guy for life. He's a chill pill man. Hey love Ed Sheeran. ED SHEERAN SAYS YANKEES SUCK! https://pagesix.com/2015/09/03/ed-sheeran-catches-his-first-ever-baseball-game-at-citi-field/

^ matter of the mind...

Okay, you are so on fire tonight. You are your friends have to Google stats for the Yankees and Mets instead of knowing the shit.
Hey I too, and my kids have all sorts of friends and I'm a chill girl and a live and letvlive kind of woman and that's how I'm raising my children.
Love you guys too, don't know anybof you, but much love nonetheless!
I'm always relaxed and chill, that's my personality, except for when it comes to my sports teams.
Well, he must be a really loving dude!?!
I wouldn't know?
That's cool, how you feel about the mountains, but you definitely have a streak in you, and love Tom Blyth, apparently....
I'm laughing so hard here too, my stomach hurts.
You're mean. You began with the sexy videos and then you say there's something really sexy and you send me that f$#@%&g METS PROPAGANDA CRAP!!!

Hey, I'm not that old. No offense, but you say it like I'm 89 or 100, shit that's funny lol.

I'd also let him know the Yankees don't suck! They are the NY Yankees, and no matter what, the Mets will never catch up to get 27 rings. No matter if they don't stop believing all that hype!
I will say they yell louder as of late because they're tired of sucking and losing!

Hey yeah, no offense intended. I bet you're beautiful. Not Arianna beautiful man, not many are but you're beautiful for you. Everyone's beautiful in their own way man. You're a beautiful person. Keep it up. I wanna be just like you someday. You're goals man. Except the Yankees part. Yankees suck!

Remember I don't offend easily, but being my drunk son, I'm sure you forgot!
Let me tell you, you and your friends must have a Snow generating machine or app. Because at the rate the Yankees are sucking wind 4/0 mid 7th. I'm going to be needing to be occupied for a loooooong time. So you guys drink up and make some more. Kerp em coming!
Aww, true, everyone's beautiful. It's sweet that you speak of your artist crush and your girlfriend with such sweetness and respect and all the other shit is Mets crap!
Thanks, you seem like a grwat guy.
Don't worry, you will be in your own way. And you'll love the Yankees if I have any say in it, just kidding lol. I'm giving up on them bottom of the 7th same shit score, sadly!
I'm sure all seven of you are just cheering and celebrating and coming up with new memes and hopefully videos to soothe my soul for this shitty game!

Don't stop believing that the YANKEES SUCK!

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Enjoy the film, and thanks man. Yes... Arianna man. Beautiful woman. Fine as hell. The way you see Cornelius snow? Arianna's like that. Enjoy the series man. You'll like it. Heard the main actor dude wa a really good you might like him. Man. Feel like this is becoming my usual signoff but big mountains? They rule. Nice. Nature. Beauty. Mountains. Love it. Need some more. Nah man. No thing for Mr. Snow here. Know what's better than Snow? Mountains. And Arianna. She's everything. What a woman she is.

Aww, having the suggested German chamomile I decided. It's steeping. Yes, they are at the movie's and it's a school night, but you sometimes have to just let your children have fun, my husband, his parents and the kids, because I got home a little late and had my salad out with the new clients.
I have the show loaded and ready to go. I like your sign-off because it's you. It's how you presented yourself to me, so I see it as normal, you know.
Well, I think my new sign off, I don't have one I don't think, but man his eyes, and that back are sexy and that man can dance. You'd be surprised at how many men and guys can't move or don't have rhythm.
Jesus, I think other people must feel the same way because look at those videos. I mean shit. Are they your friends making them or what?!
In any case, it's really something. You'd have to be a women to appreciate it! Did your girlfriend see the movie? I mean does she think he's got or is she a Jamie type guy or an Ed Sheeran type guy? Idk, I know there can't be only two people who feel this way.
I bet all your friends are also mountain men 🤣 What time does Starbucks open there, if it's what about 5AM
Take care, my sweet son / friend and your friends too, love to all my kids. My tea is ready and aftercthe ladies room I'm in for the night and my new show:)
Then, up at 4 tomorrow instead of 3!

You have me so messed up with these videos that I forgot to mention that that last video was really good! They're all really good; however, I shall rate them in order of my favorites. Here we go, only speaking about tonight's highlight reels.
Literally, in the order sent #1 is my favorite, #2, my second, you get the picture. I feel like a kid on Halloween and I got so many treats, like youbdid with your mountains earlier yesterday over yonder!

Ah yeah okay. Hope they enjoy the film. Enjoy the tea and the show. Billy's great. You may find him sexy too. Who knows? Cowboys. Yeah people say I can dance pretty good actually but I feel weird about it. Like really? I'm that good? Damn got me. Okay. Mountains. Yeah girlfriend. Saw hunger games. Enjoyed it. Didn't like his blonde hair though haha, because she's smart. Blonde guys are overrated. No nobody likes that f**kwad Jamie. Some are mountains and some are bums but mountains all the way man. That's nature's beauty. Heaven on earth. Big mountainssjiwiknjsjisiakqnan

Wanna see something really sexy.
https://youtu.be/ySP-BdFS-z8?si=38eNYrbsXnTE7mk5

Don't stop believing that the Yankees SUCK

I don't know, I haven't lokked yet. Now you have me worried! 🤣 I have no idea what to expect!?!

Okay, I feel betrayed. That was horrible it's freezing here now. Went from hot to cold, faster than a McLaren F1 can go from 0 to 60 in a 1/4 mile!
That was horrible, and they suck for many reasons, but when your song is don't stop believing it means you suck so bad that you have to become a believer and you don't stop believing 😉 😜 🤣

Loooooong time you say? https://youtu.be/qTw2IHr4QOM?si=LzxLOpqiqof2ym0W

Not drunk haha. No more sangria. Not here.not tonight. Yes Arianna, she rules. She's beautiful. Probably a Mets fan. Fine as all hell. Man. Wanna take her to the beach. Spain. Man. Portimao. Arianna. Man. She's everything. She is the woman in the world. Man the yankkees still sick arse

Well, stout is a beer, right?
Yes, I am giving up the game, for then there may be a snowballs chance in hell they may score, but I doubt it. At this point, but it's hard because you know anything can happen at anytime in a game.
Yes, a very long time, and that was really good too 😂 I saw them all twice, because they kept looping and I let them, and went back to my two favorites another time too 🤭
You speak so sweetly of your college sweetheart and your crush and always manage to be a gentleman about it.
Thanks for the laughs and videos my clan decided to go to the movies tobsee The Wild Robot, they texted. So, I'm deciding which tea to have and I'm going to settle in and watchbthe series we began, on my own.
Early day in tomorrow, and early out so cool. Have fun! Thanks for the sweet words, laughs, the banter and to all of you that partook in the video frenzy. Shit, one could say you have a thing for Mr Snow, but really enjoyed the visuals tonight 👌 👏🏻 have a good one my friend or friends now...?