Your a lawyer and THIS is your client. Defend him.

Golden Hero: alright what're you in for

Gah i mean by just you, the user

Oh

Ulliam/me alright what're you in for

Tronus: *gives paper*

Ulliam: mumble mumble mumble Manslaughter... Mumble mumble mumble mass murder mumble mumble mumble crimes against the universe WHA

Tronus: What

Ulliam: Alright...

Tronus: Am i cooked

Ulliam: Ehhhh I've gotten Dvm free of charge I can do you

Tronus: Guh

Ulliam: alright let's get court in session

Judge: What is your statement?

Ulliam: *looking through papers* ummm

Judge: *listening in*

Ulliam: well umm You see he was umm, provoked in the beginning and yes he did do some bad things like killing five people but he was already put in a dimensional prison for that, umm he is conquering planets but! There's not a law against it, especially since he's not killing people and actually evacuating citizens

Judge: Ok... DEATH SENTANCE FOR THE BOTH OF YOU-

Ulliam: WHAT'D I DO!?!?!

Judge: TRYING TO DEFEND A LITERAL WAR CRIMINAL

Well I do a whole lot more stuff to protect dimensions, Subspaces and Branches

“Dude I can NOT defend your ass you’ve already been to a galactic prison and broke out of it!”

A dimensional prison actually

Yeah known as "The Abyss"

THATS EVEN WORSE

A: your honor, if this man goes to jail, this man won’t be able to attend me and my circumstances.
*stand up and the jury awes*

Tronus: Such a funny lil gooberrr. *he gives a treat*

*N O M*

Tronus: You really do like those huh?

A: yuh

Tronus: Maybe i should try one. *he takes a nibble*

A: 😬

*Tronus coughs a bit*

Tronus: A bit dry...

A: *shows him package*

Tronus: Huh-

A: *label says not for pure humanoid digestion*

Tronus: Huh-

A: this is a RP UK6 is using

Tronus: *spin*

A: wha

Tronus: *more spin*

A: stops him*

Tronus: wah

A: tronus... just, JUMP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FEESH

Tronus: What in the fu-

A: lets go

*Tronus laughs*

A: mmm

Tronus: Its cute when you meow. Shows how much a kitten you are.

A: nooooooo *cute blush*

*Tronus pats*

A: 0^0

Tronus: Hehe funny lil goober.

A: ,’3

Tronus: *more pats*

A: 000

Tronus: Something wrong?

A: n-nothing *laughs a bit*

Tronus: *looking confused*

A: *eats*

Tronus: What was so funny?

A: i meowed by instinct

Tronus: You meowed?

A: mmhmm

Tronus: Cuteee.

A: ,':(

*Tronus gibs some scritches*

A: banana emoji here bc im on computer

Tronus: Huh

A: banana

Tronus: Bananas

A: try apples

Tronus: Apple?

A: P P L E

Tronus: Whats a apple?

A:

(Pregnancy)

Jugde: Mam, he is a galactic war criminal.

A: *starts to cry* I don’t want to be alone with this child

Tronus: F**K IT, LETS RUN. *he teleports with Aria*

A: *hold him back* I’m not letting you escape and settle this.

Tronus: Oh come on-

A: what is the bail fine?

Judge: 2.3 Million.

A: *goes to the judge* Please don’t let him go to jail. I’d have to attend an empire, miss a wedding, raise a child, defeat a immortal dragon.

Tronus: I can pay it off. I have enough.

A: *slap* I’m taking your name

Tronus: Huh?

A: i dont know. *continues eating*

Tronus: *eating also*

A: *sneeze*

Tronus: Bless you. *he gets a tissue and wipes her nose off*

A: :#

Tronus: *pat*

A: '3

Tronus: Adorable... *does some belly rubs*

A: meo- GASP

Tronus: Aww whats wrong?

A: i hate instinct

Tronus: Dont worry...

A: ah ah... *cute sneeze*

Tronus: Adorable. *he pats her*

A: 0-0

Tronus: What?

A: ...

Tronus: *confusion*

A: bleh

Tronus: So that explains the taste.

A: I think you’ll be fine..

Tronus: Bleh.

A: :3 *points and bwest* I permit u

Tronus: Permit me to do what?

A: *points at chest and holds them*

Tronus: Ah. You sure?

A: yuh

Tronus: Well then. Lets go to the bedroom.

(UP UP AND AWAY TO MEMECHA-)

A: I FUESS

Tronus: What was that for?

A: judge please don’t do this. *shh*

Judge: ...Fine. He has a decade to pay off the bail. If he doesnt pay it, he must be put to jail.

A: I don’t think you are allowed to pay yourself

Judge: Around this court, its differant.

A: ok…

*Tronus gets up and walks out the door*

A: *leaves with him* why did you just get put in there. what did you add to your crimes

Tronus: They just found me and put me on trial.

A: where are we? i just got summoned here by uk6

Tronus: Where

A: home dum dum

Tronus: O k *he teleports her and himself to the castle Throne Room*

A: ...

Tronus: Well, now wat

A: i dont know

Tronus: *goes in the kitchen and prepares something*

A: *happy* MEO- oop *covers mouth*

Tronus: Here. *he gives Aria some cooked Tuna with a side of milk from the fridge*

A: *still covering her mouth in shock*