coping,,,

I'm gonna chew off your eyebrows

Same

no pls

I hope you didn't plan on using them for anything :3

but i was gonna get a college degree with them,,, :(

oh ok
*spits them back out*

ewwww *glues them on*

enjoy :3

ty :3

What the f**k

its amazing

Yippee

The trucks are having sex.

R/peterexplainsthejoke

Hello, the maggots beneath Peter's skin here. Blu3 posted a parody of the lyrics of the song Two Birds by Regina Spektor on an announcement I made about said song. He then proceeded to put a similar parody, in which the trucks are having sex instead of holding hands in his own announcement template. I think he may have broken under the pressure. Peter's maggots signing off, back to Mitra's maggots.

r/pleasestop

Make me =P

Happy you're in a mood to joke but I'm gonna bite your nose off wtf is that text, I'm gonna madara uchiha my eyeballs.

its two birds x two trucks

Gonna rip my eyeballs off.

This song gives me brain damage

ikr /pos

Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two pickup trucks
Making love
American made
Built Ford tough
Two beautiful murder machines
American angels in the sky
Grown men cry
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (oh), my muscles (oh)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh)
Involuntarily flex
Right by my side
There's zz top
And Robert Z'Dar
From maniac cop one, two and three
This barbecue could bring you to your knees
And so could these two trucks
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
Is more than I can withstand
Two trucks holding hands
Two trucks holding hands
The passion, the passion
My big fat heart expands
Two pickup trucks
One cylinder block
Crush my body like a rock
So beautiful
No stars tonight
Just fireworks and eagles in the sky
The founding fathers cry
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh)
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
Two trucks having sex (oh yes)
My muscles (oh) my muscles (oh)
Involuntarily flex
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ah-ah-ha-ha-ha, ah-ah
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks having sex
Two trucks having sex
My muscles, my muscles
Involuntarily flex
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex)
Two trucks (having sex, having sex, having sex)

ITS AMAZING

*eats your kidneys* yummy yum

uh-

Idk

coping from what?

idk the war

that sucks.
i made a stupid joke. may cheer you up.
"the skeleton key is a reference to a time when there were ony sh*t locks."
"HOW THE F**K DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE?!?"

thanks :)

np (IM HIP WITH THE KIDS!!!)
nowadays locks are way harder than in the past. but to say that they are hard to open would be an overstatement.
kinda crasy how when i typed that out in my messages things to myself people thought i found it.

"Is you can't open the door, punch a hole in the wall" -Idk I think the auctioneer dude in HxH said smth like that.

Tell that to me in a few hours who has to try and open a door for my mom who had a child lock the bathroom door in her classroom.

(YOURE HIP WITH THE KIDS!!!) i used to know how to pick locks

one of my mother's students locked the bathroom but didn't go inside so she asked me to try and open it. turns out the caretaker took care of it beforehand.

mkmk