I smell… AI. Bilbo was NOT Frodo’s cousin.

Well, since it's been years since I watched the movies (I do recall Frodo saying uncle) and I only read the books back in 1999, I had to be sure first. I can easily imagine how they'd change it to 'uncle' just for simplicity bc of the age cap

Wait what the hell

In deed

That’s a huge age gap tho Frodo’s a teen and Bilbo’s 101

Yeah well, the ring kept Bilbo young plus made him live way longer, though Hobbits live longer than humans (everyone lives longer than humans :D). That must change some things somehow

The ring kept bilbo alive because bilbo wasn’t as easy to infect as gollum who ended up loinclothed in a hole eating raw fish

It kept them both alive basically

But bilbo kept his life because he rarely touched the ring while gollum kept the ring without touching his life

He really needed to touch grass

At this time frodo is 30

oh
still big one

in spanish we call that second uncle.

it's segundo tio

Tio segundo

Oh. My bad

nah, dw. I just know a lot of spanish (I was born in spain)

cool

also why the name

Theyre chewing on my flesh

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what the f**k?

They're speaking to me.
Forgot the schizo meds.