I can't cut him off. Help.

lose some weight

ts not supposed to be dat funny

dude I can't cut him off if I did that'd be a huge loss

Hi t-bone

t-bone says hello back (and an epic guitar riff plays)

Put down the fork bro

I shoved it into him does that count

No, get on a diet big boy

dude most of my weight comes from this parasite on the side of my head

Or you refuse to admit youve let yourself go to the point of obesity?

dude you don't have to be a dick for no reason.

It's too late to do anything
My guess is you have around nine days before you succumb

LMAO

"I am dr rotisserie, and, uh...
yeah we're gonna have to put you down."

"D:"

TBone?

He don’t have any bones

his bones are connected to mine and it hurts really badly like holy s

greetings t-bone

"t-bone (🎸🎸🎸)"

hello t-boner

t-bone is calling, pick up t-phone.

I SWEAR I MISSCLICKED

Hello t bone
Who's the guy above you

who

It's a joke
I'm tryna call you tbone as the insult
Whoosh!

t-bone wants to kill myself.