WHA-

Data: there's more where that came from~
*Hip wiggle*

VT: YEET THE HORNY-

Eh I’m not into women-

Data: ... Shit

YOUR EVIL MAGIC DOES NOT WORK ON ME HAHAHAHAHAHA

Data: well this probably does
*She sits on your lap and you can't get up because of how heavy she is*
Data: THE POWER OF ASS >:3

Nah that’s just her being heavy

And I have the power of retconning *random ass food appears* yummers

*she sets it on a table just out of reach*

NWO!-

Data: >:3

*more appears and I grab it* finally I got the yummers

Data: -_-

GAY-

YOU KNOW THIS

Oh tru

If you and sap ever did it I don’t think the usb would survive 💀

I love retconning

Data: and I love being able to make this rp nsfw almost instantly *she rocks her hips a little*

Aye quit it…..what if I just manifested sap…

Data: relax. I'm not actually gonna do it.
... Although you could still manifest sap-

….nah I won’t just to f**k with you

Data: oh really. Well what if I told you this isn't even my full bodyweight?
*She takes a foot off the ground and suddenly feels heavier*

I can take it *insert the literal twig (I weigh like 110 at 15 years old dawg I’m skinny) getting squished*

*data takes her other foot off thr ground and feels even heavier*

I-I totally f-fine!-

Data: you sure about that? Your knees are starting to look purple

Nice-

TF YOU MEAN NICE

It means nice-

Me and you both