Helen is a typical mother who is a great cook. Her husband Rollo was a decent man. He deeply loved her. Eventually, the wife got preggers and gave birth to the lovely daughter (pictured). Unfortunately, he would fart in bed and was worth more dead than alive. (He had a very large insurance policy.) One day the mother/wife killed him. To get rid of the body, she cut his body into tiny pieces. Helen cooked them down and fed it her pet piranha fish. All of him was gone except what was in that one pan. She collected his insurance and married the mailman... who was actually the little girl's real father. I presume they lived happily ever after. Thanks for asking.
