Darwin Award Winner - Trains Category

him: wee

Him.: Wee ... ' Crunch' as he is taken out by the trackside pole ... Scream, fading into the disance

"I like trains" -Locofanatic kid, ASDFmovie

I don't he will like trains so much when he hits a trackside pole

How can he enjoy himself that much?

People being careless around trains is a serious problem, one that led to this cartoon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI0JdwynwrM

And this organization:

https://oli.org/

The Darwin Award is a warning