cookie

it costs one dabloon

Two. Take it or leave it.

Noice cookie

thx :3

...GIVE ME. NOW.

no f**k you

F**k me yourself.

bet

*violently kisses*

*violently kisses back* (I feel like someone is gonna use this moment in an argument against me one day)

Lmao

like some f**ker is gonna rise out of the void with this comment in hand about to try and f**k my reputation in the ass so hard I cease to exist

https://i.imgflip.com/97z0lk.gif

bruh

I bet

I saw what you deleted

Ah f**k-

Sorry vro. I thought it was the funny

it's fine, now hurry up writing your next try to foil my plan

you rat bastard

?

*steals cookie*
no you dont

gimme it babk

*muchies on cookie*

imma poke you in the arm so hard it's gonna be disabled

no

yes

*here comes the sun starts playing as an AH Apache longbow with AGM-114 Hellfire anti-tank missiles flies up behind you*

*teleports 5 miles away*

imgflip.com/i/97rc06

nvm you have been forgiven

*gives you a cookis*

*pokes arm so it's now disabled*

*pokes both of your arms so they are disabled*

yipppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

wanna see majic trick?

sure

looks yummy.
*eats*
:3

yknow what f**k it, all of you rats are nomming my cookies *inhales* ALRIGHT IMMA SEND AN AH APACHE LONGBOW STRAPPED WITH ENOUGH AMG-114 HELLFIRE ANTI-TANK MISSILES TO LEVEL AN ENTIRE COUNTRY THREE TIMES OVER
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
/j

3:

if you want you can have ur own cookie for a single dabloon

i no have dabloons

if ya sell me somethin cool I'll give you some dabloons

*gives you liver*
will this do?

yeah sure *I take the liver and give you 100 dabloons

hell yeah

now how many cookies would you like?

all u got

sooooo.... *starts counting on fingers* 5738492747933920222211018484739374 cookies?

sooooo.... *starts counting on fingers* 5738492747933920222211018484739374 cookies?

yes

oki *gives bag of holding full of cookies

yay :3