Shadow Subway

You're not skibidi 3:<

You aren't a sigma >:/

your whole personality is literally being obsessed with a fictional hedgehog

Yo dick so small that kurzgesagt made a video on how it hypothetically could exist just at a less than quantum foam level

At least I have one!

You obviously don’t own an air fryer

I used mine this week. They're overrated tbh.

Fr

I don't know how it happens, but you have NEGATIVE bitches.

Who needs bitches when I have a healthy relationship with my girlfriend. Do you?

Ok. Pick one to 5