I've been considering getting into D&D lately. I don't really know anything yet but the DM of the school's club said they were d

I’m in the dnd club and the first thirty minutes of the first session was just people f**king a trex and dying BECAUSE IT’S A F**KING TREX

THEY DID WHAT

YEAH THEY F**KED A TREX

yikes.

So yeah, the dm banned monster sex for session 2

Put this on the cursed comments stream and the brand new sentence stream. The subreddits while you're at it

Nah I’m good
And I don’t think monster sex is a new thing to dnd-

I've never seen or heard of it so

I mean my friend literally proposed to a goblin sooooooo

welp

oing a pirate theme

I have a dnd character who is a pirate

Cool!

I wanna play D&D so badly and all my friends play it but whenever I ask they go "nah"

well that sucks
but surely you'll find some people

I've been trying for a long time

I know you probably thought I'd say this but
it'll take some more time?

Well it better

I just want a group of people to have fun and play games with

not to bud it or anything
but you could try to form a thing over Discord?

My Ma used to play DnD over discord i think, i know it was online
I'd offer but i don't really play DnD, but i can play other games with ya if you'd like

Maybe

👍

Of course
Who wouldn't
having a group of people to pretend to be silly characters is great

ah that sucks

Yes

It's very upsetting

Because I wanna play it so badly but I have nobody to play it with

I wish I knew how to play
and that other people here also knee how to play

I don't know how to play

I want to

I just want people to play with

Well at least you're not the only person who doesn't know

At least you have people who want to play it with you

does your school have a club for that

no

oh

Yeah..

I LOVE d&d, you’ll like it if you’re as much of a nerd as me

I am pretty nerdy

I highly recommend A Crap Guide to DND. It perfectly explains the stereotypes of certain classes(bard intensifies) and why every class is "the best of the best" while not actually explaining much except for ELDRITCH BLAST

Thank you for the recommendation

Just make sure you get an idea of what race, class, etc that you want to be before playing because it's a lil' complicated to start.

Sure seems like it

I love dnd. I once heard of a character idea where your character is a bear and all their points are in deception and persuasion, and so they pick up Basic along the way and convince everyone they're human.

bear named hugh mann
that sounds really cool

This reminds me we did D&D in history class year before last and me and my best friend were rich fancy brothers named Myren and Byren Wellington

I loooove dnd! I just got back home from playing it!

Nice

he reminds me of Kingfin

Who

What are they from

Super Mario Galaxy
he's the boss of the only mission in BoneFin Galaxy

Well he looks cool

His boss fight is genuinely pretty scary

How scary

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygbsKfE6mvs

I've sharked myself