Oh my goodness, you're so real for this. I've tried everything. I listen to white noise, I read my books, I browse ImgFlip, but nothing. Sometimes I can't even get my eyes to shut. Even when I do, sometimes, my brain will remind me of something, even when I'm trying to sleep, but it'll jolt me up straight away. It doesn't even have to be something urgent, sometimes it's just something dumb like I forgot to get coffee grounds! Luckily, though, today I have some. I'm about to go brew myself an Americano, but if I find myself lacking the drive to do so I'll just get up off my bum and get to Starbucks. Mmm... Pumpkin spice latte. That'll get me up. Yeah, going back to sleep is a lost cause because since it never works I just figure I might as well stay up, but I'm completely a waste of space until I've had my morning coffee, man. So refreshing to meet someone I share this turmoil with.