I cooked: X | I'm cooked: ✓

toyota corolla altis gr hatchback

💯🗣🔥

post crash analysis
burnt to the rollbars

Don't do anything horni to this

You already did it? Didn't you?

I'm still making it

*jorking it

I'm a girl I can't jork it

*forking it

Wtf does that mean

Fingering it

🗿🥶🙏💯🗣💀😭🔥💅🕑🧀🐬

I cooked: ✓ | I'm cooked: X

Isn't that why she printed it out already?

You’re gonna ride this aren’t you.

how are you supposed to explain this to your family

Why did everyone have the same thought

OH NO IT'S REAL

this ain't gunna look good at the pearly gates

Erm.. what the sigma?

Shimmy shimmy yay shimmy yay shimmy yahhhh (drank) swalalala (drank) swalalala ayeyeyah swalalala ( 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 yeahhh)