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AHHH, THE HUMBLE THUMB-TACK... USEFUL FOR PINNING NOTES ON BULLETIN BOARDS... PUTTING UP POSTERS... LAYING OUT CONSPIRACY THEORY CONNECTOR STRINGS... AND IF YOU'RE A SOULLESS, DEAD INSIDE FRAT BRO WHO'S MASTERED THE ART OF SOUNDING EMOTIONALLY DISTRAUGHT BUT NEVER BEEN ABLE TO TEAR UP ON CUE... ...JUST JAM ONE OF THOSE BAD BOYS INTO YOUR INNER CHEEK AND GIVE IT A LITTLE POKE WHEN YOU GET TO THE WEEPY PARTS; BUT REMEMBER TO KEEP RINSING BECAUSE IF ANYONE SPOTS THE BLOOD, THE JIG IS UP.
