What if everything I touch becomes a bomb?

If you touch yourself, everyone around you explodes

Damn I wished my weakness was an ambulance

it also explodes instantly

easy lying

You can't tell the truth

one person in the world dies when you lie(can be you or your family)

thats fune

(Fine and fun)

Shapeshifting

You touch children

turn my hand into a glock and kms

I get bitche

Theyre 12.

OH NO

you dont get bitche

no limits shapeshifting

+50% chance of turning into a fire alarm regardless of what you were gonna transform into originally

let's go gambling!!!

LETS GO
LETS GO
Whoooop! Whoooop! Whoooop! May I have your
attention please. May I have your attention please. There is a fire emergency
reported in the building. Please exit the building by the nearest exit or exit stair.
Do not use the elevators.

you have no power anymore

that's not fair

i shapeshift into a time machine and make you not day that

day

does it again

void the person who is going to reply to me for not only this image but other articles that use the "type a superpower, but first person who replies picks weakness/side effect" format so that i can freely choose my superpower the next time something like this comes back up

death

nuh uh

yuh huh

I can change biological gender whenever I want

1 day cooldown

Still good

I was expecting something like "you have very small boobs or pp"

i become the wolverine

I get teleportation

15 minute ad every time you use it

What do you mean? How's that work?

you are forced to watch a 15 minute ad before you teleport(idk will look like when you watch a vid on vr)

K

I can alter probability

its random

No it wouldn't be if I can alter it

altering outcome is random from 0% to 100%

Yeah but I can change it

Artificial change isn't random

gambling altering

The ability to slow/stop time at will

You must drink blood and you will turn to dust in the sunlight

you can only stop/slow time with people named will

Time to indefinitely freeze every man named Will