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The gods act like bigger hoes than their hoes | Good morning. I'm talking about Greek mythology with my friends all morning and that's the way I like it (we are so back together and I feel absolutely amazing); Rollin down the street, smoking indo, sipping on gin and juice. Laid back. With my mind on my money and my money on my mind; Hey Jude- The Beatles | image tagged in adelaideaux temp mk iii | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
138 views 4 upvotes Made by Pin_thegrenade 2 weeks ago in LGBTQ
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1 up, 2w,
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i find greek mythology intresting. i dont know why.
0 ups, 2w,
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Yeah well
Like a lot of things its f**ked up
1 up, 2w,
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but oh so interesting along with it.
0 ups, 2w,
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Sometimes it be like that
0 ups, 1w
she ate a polmarganite seed. now she must stay in hell.
nooooooo you cant lock away my daughter! i will starve the humans if you do!
bet.
1 up, 2w
Yay :D
1 up, 2w,
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bro is not ready to read the memphis cosmology of egypt.
0 ups, 2w,
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Aw hell naw
1 up, 2w,
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Genuinely it's weird AF, extremely convoluted AND SOMEHOW ITS ALL 2 MEN
0 ups, 2w,
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Dude what XD
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Look, there is this snake, I don't remember his name. He doesn't exist and is Amon, he's just a possibility. He creates the subjacent ideas of everything, and has a son that DOESN'T EXIST EITHER, another snake called Ir-La. Ir-La doesn't do shit, but he's also Amon, and he creates the Ogdoad, 8 gods and goddesses divided in 4 pairs including F**KING AMON and amonet. All of them are also Amon. The ogdoad together form the eight souls of Toth because he has 8 souls for some f**king reason (Toth the NB masc king <3). Toth is the first character here to not be Amon. His individual parts are Amon, but he isn't. Then Toth lays an egg. Originally it was a random goose that came from somewhere, but still, he lays an egg, and from there comes a lotus that opens into nefertum, the young Atum. And he grows into ra, and then he divides into 3 to then fap and create the world.
0 ups, 2w,
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I was mistaken, 3 dudes, and that's the thousand doored thebes one. The memphis is that there is this guy called Ptah. He created himself out of clay (¿Where did he get the clay from?) and he started yapping and just wouldn't stfu and the world is just his yapfest
0 ups, 2w,
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I am not reading that rn
0 ups, 2w,
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Read it whenever you can. It's just smth I'm obsessed with so like...
0 ups, 2w,
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I will but I spent all day thinking
0 ups, 2w,
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But genuinely, idk if it's the same in America, but here the last grade of HS is hell.
0 ups, 2w
Just wanted you to be sure. You've told me that even if you're ace you want to experience sex to see how it feels, so if you like it, I guessed it'd be a point of contention for you.
Secondly, trauma is shit. As someone living with a much lesser amount of trauma than that of KILLING ANOTHER HUMAN BEING, it's shit. And also, I genuinely feel about patriotism the same way I feel about religion. I'm human. That's it. I like it when my country does shit that's good for me, but I'd never go to war to defend a flag and a name, only my way of life, and only if I have no other option.
Lastly, what are you interested in? Like I'm curious now tbh.
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In America it's the calm before the storm. For some. For others it's busy because you have to arrange your future life. I have a plan all ready that I will build upon later. Get bottom surgery and HRT, study abroad in Germany, and come back to the States to serve in the Marine Corps, as a weapons specialist or a general combatant preferably. I will then retire at the Army's limit and do music. It's going to be SEX! (I rarely use that slang, that's from 66Samus)
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Yeah, that happens, just lie down and enjoy death with ads. Like today I had my first dream in years and it was about a new MTG steampunk set and it gave me a great idea for a card, but like mtg can't stop releasing shit even in my dreams 💀💀💀
Still, "Perlado Tinkerer's Hub" is an amazing design.
0 ups, 2w
I would play it
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That'd be the equivalent to FP, professional formation. We have 2 years at the end of high school that prepare you for your university entrance exam, and are 60% of your grade in said test.
The rest of the grade is the exam per se, and you can get up to a 14 with two other exams that can give you up to 2 extra points each.
0 ups, 2w
Idk dude but I think that's essentially called "Americans are simple and imprecise"
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It's supposed to be a legendary artifact-vehicle for 3 and green blue and black. I remember it had some keywords, I can remember swampwalk and trample of all things, and whenever it attacked, it revived an artifact as a 5/5 creature and hurt everyone, controler included by the mana value of the revived artifact. It also had an exile recursion effect I don't remember and it could tap to add a red and two blacks. I'm really that obsessed with bedevil?
0 ups, 2w
I don't remember shit about stats when I have time for myself these days I'm recovering from the busy life I have
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Idk. Just preparee thyself, thy end is now/ref
0 ups, 2w
WHAT?! NO
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Yeah, prepare for... Idk what your equivalent to bachillerato is, but prepare.
0 ups, 2w
We have CTE, essentially job training
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A few notes on your plan:
You know that after bottom surgery you lit can't walk for a long while and shit's painful and you gotta dilate your pussy so it doesn't close over itself and you spend like a yesr being unable to cum, right? For all of that I'm keeping mi dick. Not telling you not to, just making sure you know.
Military service tends to be shit and pretty traumatizing, so I feel like it ain't that good of an idea. Like the guilt can really break you.
What do you plan on studying? Bc if you go to a uni near Austria, around the LHC we could meet ^^
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1. Okay, and? I don't need to cum and I don't need to walk when I'm studying. I'll do a wheelchair.
2. That's the point of it, military service changes you to be disciplined but it also gives you something to choke on at night. I'd rather die for those I love than be incarcerated for a 2 hour trip. It's traumatizing but it's patriotic (if Trump dies in a fire I'm going back to being a huge f**king patriot) and disciplining, and it gives you experience. Also being a band kid I can get a more favorable position because marching band is set in military rigidity and the concept of taking orders and being generally precise, so it won't be so bad.
3. I'm still a freshman. I can make that decision when it comes. I just want to live the last of my broken childhood while it's still around because as an adult I will be able to do as I please but at what cost?
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Good morning. I'm talking about Greek mythology with my friends all morning and that's the way I like it (we are so back together and I feel absolutely amazing); Rollin down the street, smoking indo, sipping on gin and juice. Laid back. With my mind on my money and my money on my mind; Hey Jude- The Beatles