rp with Blair (or f**k her idc anymore)

Bro wants to summon Boltam with that title-

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RP NOW

WHITH WHO-

Idc

Hm- idk-

Voiding: ...is that a ghost..

Blair: ...
*stares at them*

Voiding: *slowly starts taking out his sword* what are you...

Blair: ...
*still staring*

Voiding: Do you even speak? *takes out sword*

Blair: *appears in front of them*
BOOOOOO!!!

Voiding: !! *tries to slash em with the sword (wait a second...)*

yippee!!

(Who has summoned the almighty one-)

Boltam: *sitting strangly on a chair*

Blair: bolty?

Boltam: Yes?

Blair: you ok?

Boltam: Why you ask? *gets off the chair*

Blair: idk I’m just checking in with you

Boltam: Ok. *spin*

How do you even f**k a ghost??

You have to be horny enough.

Anon when someone comments something normal on a rp post:

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RP NOW

Kay

X: Yo-

Blair: hm?

X: Who's you

Blair: dead

X: that's what not who

Blair: a ghost

X: Right...what's your name

Blair: Blair

X: Name's X

Blair: oh.. thats a pretty cool na- BOO!
*grabs his shoulders and shakes him*

X: AAAAA- *Fades out of existence*

Blair: hehe

X: *fades into existence* dude what the backflip!

Blair: heheh

X: >:|

Blair: >:)

X: That was pretty funny tho

Blair: yea!

X: gotta applaud you on that one

Sunny: oh, hi Blair
Havent seen you in a while

Blair: oh hey sunny

Sunny: how’ve you been? Other than being dead I mean

Blair: I've been.. fine

Sunny: that's good

Blair: you?

Sunny: eh… tiring with all my kids

Blair: I could help you with that..?

Sunny: eh it's fine
I've been raising my little sister for just about my whole life so I can handle it

Blair: ah

Sunny: …
There’s also another reason why I'm tired but I don't think I should say it

Both: what are you talking about?

Sunny: …
Okay so somehow you can't see each other or I'm dreaming
OR it's allergy season and I'm hallucinating the both of you

Luna: no buts

Sunny: :<

Luna: who were you talking to?

Sunny: a friend I haven't seen in a while

Luna: *looks up, and Blairs there*
where?

Sunny: …oh you probably can't see her
Blair, can you become visible to Luna?

Blair: to who?
Luna: who are you talking to sun..?

Sunny: Luna, my wife, she’s right here

Luna: sun are you ok..?
Blair: where?

Sunny: I'm ok Luna, she’s a ghost
And, Blair, do you not see her? *points at Luna*

Luna: *was behind him and catches him*

Sunny: *blushing from both embarrassment and the fact that she caught him* sorryididntknowyouwerethere T///T

Luna: no, its ok ^^

Sunny: :<

Luna: so what were you saying?

Sunny: I'm just tired…

Luna: ok, we dont have to f**k every night hon

Sunny: I don't want you to be sad though…

Luna: its ok

Sunny: but…

Blair: t e l l m e

Sunny: …fine as long as you don't tell Luna
Its, her… she’s kinda tiring… I love her but she kinda makes me want to sleep for most of the day

Blair: why?

Sunny: …in bed… every night…

Blair: well yea yo go to bed to sleep every night

Sunny: oh no its not that…

Blair: ?

Sunny: …
s e x…

Luna: well if you didnt want it you could've just said something
*shes right there*

Sunny: AH- *falls backwards*