Stolas here. I have become real. Be prepared :>

Chat is this real

as real as ever

well christ on a stick i guess there IS a god

The bird is real

Do you know where Blitzy is? I cant seem to contact him. He needs to know I am real now

Idfk where he is

*grabs my phone and calls him* BLIZTO STOLAS WNATS YOU …..*hangs up* he’ll be here in 5 min

can i hug u =)

sure why not. its not like blitzy is gonna care :,>

YAY :DDD

smash

buddy i JUST turned 17. you gotta wait a while

I can't decide whether to say you didn't say no, just to wait or that i'm younger than you

oh. well now you gotta wait an EXTRA while

you still haven't said you don't want to when i'm old enough

well, it'd be morally wrong for me to let you smash. cuz i kinda already got someone else doing that-

dang

yeah

if that changes and I get a chance pls let me Know(I don't mean to come off desperate)

ahem.
who tf is you?

the meme god

he's asked me to be lenient with you..so i'll keep this brief

he's mine. even in death.

don't try anything like this again.

sorry about him. he is quite protective of me

HONE WHAT DID I JUST F**KING SAY

i didn't even say anything that bad yet..

pls tell me where the hell u got that costume from.

dragon balls.

real