Canada: "You Felt that Huh Babe?"

USA: "Yes Senpai"

Mexico: "Bitch wtf is going on"

real

yeah

As a Canadian, because of the population difference I have to peg multiple women per day to reach my quota

Do you have to peg specifically women?

"haha funny" no it's not do you realize how exhausting it is?

i know right? im from sweden, ben living in the u.s for 12 years, and the people here are so f**ked up

We're the ones who f**k them up (literally)

shut

It's a requirement

is your favorite word sorry

and America has its thing in mexico

f**k you mean? florida is way away from mexico

hmm ur right.. maybe Texas counts lol

That’s more the tits of the U.S.

OMG ur right

I'd like to refund my eyes

Sorry, we can't do that, but we can refund brains, but the side effects include major memory loss and loss of past memories.

aww dang it

alaska:bro what about me bro please

Ooooh my Goood

NAHHHHHHHHHH 💀💀💀

Texas is the second nipple and Florida is the first nipple

I am not horny it's what my eyes see

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