If I was a gigolo and she had a coupon I'd still deny service

Hey Lucy I'm home! We're here to read your water meter.....(not); Mr.Vance, Mr. Vance, I have to stop you there, only a few people got sucked out of the airplane when the door failed; only a few, and any stories there's a problem with quality control at Boeing have been thoroughly debunked; Good God, what is that a new Halloween mask? Yes but it's been deemed too frightening to kids to sell to the public