Rosie O'Donnell was invited to a P. Diddy party but was turned away at the door for a very obvious reason

DAMMIT WHAT DIDN'T DIDDY DO?! HE DIDN'T DO ME, THAT'S FOR SURE! I WAS INVITED TO ONE OF HIS PARTIES BUT WAS TURNED AWAY AT THE DOOR BECAUSE EVEN ONE OF THE MOST DEPRAVED SEXUAL PREDATORS IN HISTORY WOULDN'T WANNA F**K SOMEONE AS UGLY AS ME!