This may or may not be related to that gaming rival I mentioned a few days ago (shit I just noticed I forgot a "you")

CC:IVE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU THAT FOR A LONG TIME NOW

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

where do I make these fake threads? I got an idea for one of these

https://www.tweetgen.com/

tysm

Hicom: …kill me

Data: I'm not asking you to be a catgirl, we're just gaming

Hicom: gam..ing?

Data: yeah, playing video games. Did those not exist in your time?

Hicom: no..?

Data: oof. You've got a lot to learn then.

Hicom: is that some type of drug or something?

Data: no.

Hicom: weird..

Data: ... I'm not sure there's an explanation I can give that you'll understand

Hicom: I still don’t understand what you are

Data: MUFFIN GET BACK HERE

*sprints around the house*

Data: *trips like a dumbass and loses her*

Hicom: *walks over* are you ok?

Data: no collector's lil' floofball stole my ears again >:(

Hicom: why not just shoot it down?
*pulls out a Kar98K*

Data: the laptop I used for your head and processor are better than your old computer, but not by much. combine that with more complex inputs and an entire body to operate then... yeah

Hicom: oh.. ok

Data: so basically I need to find a beefier laptop then you should be fine until I get all thr parts for a proper body

Hicom: oh, thanks
Btw where did your ears go

Data: WHAT

*Checks her head and looks around frantically*

*they’re not there*

Data: MUFFIN >:(

*cat snicker behind a door*

*she opens the door*

Muffin: !
*runs*

Data: O_O

Hicom: *looks like he’s about to explode with confusion*

*she puts a chunk of nanotech on his head and it morphs into a stronger processor*

Hicom: *comes back to reality* ow ow ow

Data: yeah that lore dump was probably a bit too big

Hicom: everything burns T-T

Data: :(

Hicom: how do I feel so much pain at once

Data: because you almost overheated.

Hicom: how?

Data: I'm a robot.

Hicom: from the cinemas?

Data: no

Hicom: hm..

Data: I was made to do maintenance on super complex computers then through some weird bullshit ended up 1,000 years in the future doing dyson sphere maintenance

Hicom: .•0
*confuse*

Data: I'm confused too but at least I can call myself a time traveler even though I only did it once accidentally

Hicom: *face of confusion, starting to overheat trying to process this information*

Data: uh... You ok, bud?

Hicom: *fans working overtime*