WOW! PROVING THAT CONSERVATIVES WERE RIGHT ABOUT THEM ALL ALONG, CBS NEWS RECENTLY DECIDED TO IMPLEMENT A NEW CENSORSHIP TECHNIQUE THAT COMMUNISTS IN RUSSIA USED. THE NETWORK CREATED A NEW DEPARTMENT TITLED RACE AND CULTURE TO APPROVE NEW STORY IDEAS THAT AMERICAN CITIZENS COULD SEE. WOULDN'T WANT THE PEASANTS LEARNING ANY UNCOMFORTABLE TRUTHS, EH?