WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU

"eat like a sponge"

okay I should filter the plankton out of thousands of pounds of water just to get a few ounces of food

I would rather eat this than lunchly

Suit yourself. I'll take my electrolytes.

what store is selling this

Wendy's

that USED to be my favorite restaurant
now it's not because of this

Wow I genuinely never thought I would meet someone whose favorite restaurant was Wendy's.

i'm sorry