This would be bad for business

Noooo everyone would pay to pet the world's largest snake.

hey there little guy!

Yeah. He a smol bean

I named him fluffy

tell him to cut that shit out before I beat his ass ong

He pissed himself out of fear.

Are you hapy

yea
go eat Jupiter or something cause f**k jupiter

No. Saturn

Wyd in this situation

Punch the dude

hey wsg ted
sorry i forgot to leave the souls of the damned out again

"It's ok just give me 2x as many tomorrow"