Attitude! ?

Hell yeah. Put a recipient with ammonia floating in bleach, in such a way that if you throw them, they'll mix, now you've a mustard gas grenade.

That's dark

Ik. That's how suicidal thoughts tend to be. Anyways, dw, probs not gonna do that.

If any of my frie ds (people i obsess over, or once did I guess because I've withdrawn quite a lot) kill themselves I'm going to go with them

Yeah, same. Like I still really love my ex, but if he killed himself, I'm dying right after. Ik it's pathetic to feel that way about an ex, but it's the truth.

Yeah

anyways suicide is bad, that shit kills you.

Oh reall?

Really real. nah like bro, imagine trying to cut yourself to die with a knife, getting frustrated that it is too blunt, trying to stab yourself out of frustration, still too blunt, and then just throwing the knife and biting yourself in the arm to the point of bleeding where your incisors made contact. Like bitch, start with that next time.

That would be pointless
I'd rather use a blunt knife to saw, because come on, there's no way its going to stab

Girl I was trying to kill myself, you think I was thinking logically. The worst part is that that was a multi tool with a saw, I just wanted a clean cut that didn't hurt too much.

Where did that come from

Don't you have a bomb? Well, I have a mustard gas cannister ^^

Wanna make nausea gas with me? It's one of the most dangerous types of poisonous gas out there!

Ooo drop tutorial. Still, mustard gas is probs wrose.

No, because nausea gas makes you uncontrollably vomit and by proxy choke. Also, you can't detect it for a few minutes, and by the time you realize it's usually too late.

Mustard gas burns your lungs from the inside.

They're both equally bad

Hell yeah. My chemistry teacher listening to me asking her every single day if we could destill chlorophorm (We actually did)

Walter White type shit

It was actually another experiment, we had to make diatomic oxygen to prove the gay-lussac law, but we used alcohol and bleach, which has byproducts that include O2 and chlorophorm

Oh that actually happened? Oh shit I'm sorry

Nah dw, dw. I'm at the point where I just find it funny. Like Lmfao, instead of not killing myself bc of loved ones or some shit, I was just too lazy LMFAO.

That's way too relatable and I don't like it

Srry ig. Hope it stops being relatable.

I am going to f**king nut
Not
Understand
This

Hey same, but w/o the acromym.

Oh
So you're gonna bust
Belated
Understanding of
Shit like
This

Okay, still

but she didn't allow me to make mustard gass :(

Sad

Yeah, I wanted our class terf and our class literal neo nazi to inhale it.

Nice murder plot
Consider the following: doing it at home and bringing it in and a gas mask, labeling it "febreze". Choose the day the neonazi decides to skip a shower.

Sounds fun, but the problem is that mustard gas is dangerous because it's chlorine, it bonds and eats away at carbon, just like regular chlorine, except it's airborne, so the plastic bottle wouldn't survive too much time.

That's fair
I don't think much anymore

Mustard gas is genuinely awful, it breaks you at the molecular level.

Yeah
I know the doot

(I wish I could get some of it inside my skull. The brain doesn't feel pain. I'd just fade away into soup.)

This is not instruction, this is a joke. I'm not liable for your crime.

I have a bomb to

Attitude!

A bamb?

A whuh