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You're a mod can you unban me pls this is C-Moon

what did u do..

I was spamming "Fun fact: shut the f**k up." He was spamming too so he's a massive hypocrite.

well you are spamming. but since he's also spamming I guess I can unban you since the mod is breaking their own rules. just don't do it again

This is Hannibal I am talking about

no shit

I'm deleting ALL the spam, at which point I'll ban MYSELF as well. I can't very well clean up this mess while banned.

"Erm I'm so a good person I deleted my own comments about me spamming" You still did it though...

So we're skipping the comment banning then. Ok.
What the f**k is your point? That I'm not better than you? Did you ever f**king thing that?

what's the point of banning yourself just don't comment here or some shit for X amount of time atp

It's the principle of the thing go***amnit. Break the rules and pay the fxcking price. Doesn't matter who you are. And those rules apply equally to everyone.

what if its a body pillow of you

then he going from an ass whooping to an execution

what if its a body pillow but its blank

like just a really big mfing pillow

then its a big mfing pillow

do you care

if its a long ass pillow idc

what if its a body pillow of claire

burning it
unlike msmg I don't simp for a f**king tinkercad model you desperate f**ks

what if its a body pillow of swede

soooooo a body pillow of Leon Kennedy?
nah. I'm not having a body pillow bruh

what if its a body pillow of frost

sooooo a body pillow of a meowscarada?
nah. like I said. I'm not having a body pillow bruh

what about a body pillow of me 🥺

wouldnt that technically kill you on the spot since radium is like

super f**king radioactive

ERM ACKSHULLY 🤓☝☝☝

radium emits mostly alpha particles which are big and clunky and slow, they can be stopped with a piece of paper, clothing, or even your skin, making them almost completely harmless

it is only when ingested that radium would be lethal

youre so desperate bro

why is bro so pressed tonight 💀

I'm not pressed I'm just stating the obvious