You ARE cute. Just admit it (art by whi_itty on DeviantArt)

Move it, groove it, watch me, see me
Claw 'em, roll 'em, stomp 'em teeny
I play this game of mine
They do as they hear me
And do you stammer, stammer
Seeing my eye?
You better scurry, see me, flee me, hurry
You better fly
Ready already? We need to go
Increase the pressure, here we go
I'm totally the top of every DKC now
You need a shanty, shanty, shanty, a song
You ought to see me play my music
Gotta follow along
You got it!

Would boop
...
CAN I PLEASE PLAY WOLFENSTEIN ON YOUR VISOR PLEASE PLEASE PLEA-

Re

I actually wanna cuddle tf outa him-

(Or her)

Cute beeper :>

these are one of those people that if i were to be around them it would be like
"I don't like you"
"awww"
"but here's 20 bucks for an ice cream or something"

Bro looks les. I’d still give her a hug though

Even though I’m kinda a lesbi-phobe. (Not by much)