PEACHY KEENAN OF TWITTER-X TRANSLATED FEMA SPEAK FOR ALL INTERESTED HURRICANE HELENE SURVIVORS:; "IN ORDER FOR FEMA TO HELP YOU, YOU WILL NEED ELECTRICITY, CELL SERVICE, AND A COMPUTER. THEN WE WILL EMAIL YOU IN 2 WEEKS WITH OUR DECISION;"; "AND IF THOSE THINGS GOT WASHED AWAY ALONG WITH YOUR HOME, PLEASE GO TO MEXICO AND ENTER THE UNITED STATES ILLEGALLY AND YOU WILL BE HELPED IMMEDIATELY."; THE LEFTIST CONTROLLED GOVERNMENT IS JUST AS BAD AS CONSERVATIVES TOLD YOU IT WOULD BECOME. TRY GETTING THIS EXCEPTIONALLY OBVIOUS DOSE OF BITTER TASTING REALITY DOWN WITH A COUPLE OF DOUBLE SHOTS OF VODKA. IT COULDN'T HURT.
