You Car Is Spying On You, Take a Train Instead

If you read the 500 pages of privacy policy to your kids as a bedtime story, you might not.be finished until 6 or 7 AM the next day.

Then again, you might broaden their attention spans significantly, increasing their chances of success as a Navy Seal (they have to stay awake for five whole days during Hell Week).

Very true. Or, they could just summarize and say, "Privacy shmivacy."