Mine own nameth is walt'r hartwell white. I liveth at 308 negra arroyo lane, albuqu'rque, new mexico, 87104. This is mine own confession. If 't be true thou art watching this tape, i'm belike dead, murd'r'd by mine own broth'r-in-law hank schrad'r. Hank hast been building a meth empire f'r ov'r a year anon and using me as his chemist. Sh'rtly aft'r mine own 50th birthday, hank cameth to me with a rath'r, shocking proposition. That gent hath asked yond i useth mine own chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which that gent wouldst then selleth using his connections in the drug w'rld. Connections yond that gent madeth through his careth'r with the dea. I wast. astounded, i. I at each moment bethought yond hank wast a v'ry m'ral sir and i wast. thrown, did confuse, but i wast eke particularly vuln'rable at the timeth, something that gent kneweth and tooketh advantage of. I wast reeling from a canc'r diagnosis yond wast pois'd to bankrupt mine own family. Hank tooketh me on a rideth 'long, and hath shown me just how much wage coequal a bawbling meth op'ration couldst maketh. And i wast weak. I didn't wanteth mine own family to wend into financial rid so i did agree. Ev'ry day, i bethink backeth at yond moment with regreteth. I apace did realize yond i wast in way ov'r mine own headeth, and hank hadst a partn'r, a sir nam'd gustavo fring, a businessman. Hank essentially did sell me into s'rvitude to this sir, and at which hour i hath tried to did quit, fring threaten'd mine own family. I didn't knoweth wh're to turneth. Eventually, hank and fring hadst a falling out. From what i can gath'r, hank wast at each moment pushing f'r a most wondrous'r shareth of the business, to which fring flatly did refuse to giveth that gent, and things escalat'd. Fring wast able to arrangeth, uh i guesseth i guesseth thee calleth t a "hit" on mine own broth'r-in-law, and did fail, but hank wast s'riously did injure, and i did wind up paying his medical bills which amount'd to a dram ov'r $177,000. Upon recov'ry, hank wast bended on revenge, w'rking with a sir nam'd hect'r salamanca, that gent did plot to killeth fring, and didst so. In fact, the bombeth yond that gent hath used wast hath built by me, and that gent gaveth me nay option in t. I has't oft contemplat'd suicide, but i'm a coward. I did want to wend to the police, but i wast did frighten. Hank hadst risen in the ranks to becometh the headeth of the albuqu'rque dea, and about yond timeth,
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