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-BAGRAM AIRBASE IS IN ALASKA
-EVERY U.S. CITIZEN HIRED BY A DOMESTIC
START-UP IN THE LAST TWO YEARS IS NOW AN
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT
-THE COLUMBIA RIVER COMES OUT OF A
GIANT FAUCET ATTACHED TO AN EQUALLY
GIANT SPLITTER VALVE
-ALL THE UKRAINIANS ARE DEAD BUT THE
WAR CONTINUES (SO BATTLE-ZOMBIES, THEN?); -MICHIGAN'S AUTO-INDUSTRY SPECIFICALLY IS IN
DANGER OF BEING NUKED FOR SOME REASON
-THE ECONOMY'S BAD DUE TO NO-ONE BEING
ABLE TO BUY BACON (BIT OF A CAUSE & EFFECT
PROBLEM THERE)
-THE MAJORITY OF U.S. CITIZENS SOMEHOW
MAGICALLY DON'T KNOW WHAT PHONE APPS ARE
-MINNEAPOLIS IS CONFIRMED OFFICIALLY RE-
NAMED "MINNIANAPOLIS" [DOES NOT APPLY
TO NON-ADHERENTS]; -"UNIQUE" IS NOW PRONOUNCED "UNAQUE"
[UNKNOWN IF SPELLING ALTERED TO MATCH,
DOES NOT APPLY TO NON-ADHERENTS]
-FLIES [THE INSECT] ARE NOW THE FAULT OF
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS RATHER THAN NATURE
-WOMEN CAN'T LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT
BEING R-PED
-FREE MONEY GOVERNMENT HANDOUT FIAT
SOCIALISM IS NOW A-OKAY AND WILL BE
INSTITUTED IF DEAR LEADER RETAKES THE
OVAL OFFICE