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"She, they, they every one of my killer -- we had the grea--, she would have, he would have, he would've never been able to get in. She stopped every single one of them."; -Donald J. Trump at his Sept. 28,
2024 Prairie du Chien, MI (that's
"Meadow of the Dog," MI for the
Français-impaired) rally speaking
on illegal immigration, apparently
alleging Kamala Harris achieved
a feat of vigilance as Veep he
couldn't manage in four full years
as POTUS... or very possibly letting
slip foreign assassins in his employ
were caught jumping the fence. GIVEN STATISTICAL IMPROBABILITY OF STOPPING 100% OF ILLEGAL BORDER CROSSINGS, I'M RATHER INCLINED TO WAGER ON IT BEING THE LATTER.