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I once had a dream where I had sex with bruno mars

Hey guys did you know in terms of bad jokes Glaceon is by far the best eeveelution because it’s bad and a joke

I had a dream where I was watching Broadcast 813

My dream was a combination of my college campus and Dark Souls Anor Londo where I was trying to sneak by doors with guard dogs so they wouldn’t attack me. I couldn’t fight back since my arms wouldn’t move.

Then I woke up and my arms were entirely asleep.