True story time! From 99-2001 I worked at a plant that had a bowling alley across the street with a lunch counter! The woman from the work release center that worked the counter once said "how romantic" because I brought her a wet brown paper towel in a parts bag to clean up with, After I banged her in the ditch behind the bowling alley! Those were some of the best free lunches I ever had! At least three times a week! Till she got released and went back home.