Roast as hard as you want.

Lightning round, his height: wack, his costume: wack, his quirk: what is that? He’s a perv

He looks live a five year old but spies on the girls bathroom, women prbly thought he was waiting for his mom

Those balls on your head are not compared to real balls

He just simps for every girl he sees for no reason.

did you know you have a metal diaper in you're hero costume........just saying

also eri is taller than you

he compensates for having no balls on his crotch by having balls on his head.

Ah, Mineta... the walking, talking, how-did-this-guy-make-it-into-UA? He’s like the embodiment of "let’s make every wrong decision possible" and somehow still gets a pass. Mineta’s like that one kid who somehow thinks peeking at people’s underwear makes him a genius. I mean, come on, even his hair looks like a bad science experiment gone wrong. And let's not even talk about his "hero" aspirations—more like "creepy sidekick to a villain."

If being a hero was about having zero respect for personal space, then Mineta would have a PhD. The only thing he’s "sticking" to is getting on everyone’s nerves. Mineta’s powers? Sticky balls... yep, sticky balls. In a battle against someone who has actual powers, his strategy is to just... throw them? Real tactical genius, right there.

At least his ability’s not as bad as his personality, but that’s honestly a pretty low bar to clear. It’s a miracle that he doesn’t trip over his own ego, let alone his sticky balls.

Minoru Mineta is what happens when a discarded Funko Pop gains sentience and immediately starts googling “how to touch boob.” He’s not a hero — he’s a walking HR violation. If puberty had a face, and that face got rejected by every girl in a 10-mile radius, it would be his.

His Quirk? Sticky balls. His personality? Sticky creep. His existence? A tragic accident of character design.

Mineta looks like someone shrunk a grape, gave it anxiety, and told it that sexual harassment was a personality trait. Every time he opens his mouth, you can hear 1,000 sighs of disappointment echoing from the girls’ dorm. The only thing more fragile than his self-esteem is the threadbare excuse he calls “respect for women.”

Let’s be honest — if UA had an expulsion list based on vibes alone, Mineta would’ve been yeeted from the premises by episode 3. He makes Minions look like emotionally complex characters. The only reason he's not dead yet is because villains take one look and assume he's a lost kindergartener in cosplay.

When Mineta says “I wanna be a top hero,” the universe laughs, rolls its eyes, and sends him another restraining order. He’s not even a comic relief character — he’s just comic regret. If the Hero Society had a trash bin, it’d be labeled “Mineta’s career goals.”

This man is living proof that not everyone who makes it into UA deserves to.