Turkeygeddon '24, "we're turning up the heat"

I'm telling you, don't go to Turkeygeddon '24 it's a trap; I hear we'll be star of the show, sounds like fun; I demand to be let in first, have a special table set aside, a courtesy mint and a thank you note from the president for having attended; RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!! "To serve Turkey" is a cookbook!!