MODERN DATING IS A LOT LIKE THIS BULL$#!+
EVEN THOUGH THEY SAY GOD DOESN'T GIVE YOU MORE THAN YOU CAN HANDLE. YOU WORK OUT AT THE GYM, HAVE A GOOD JOB, AND A BUNCH OF CARS, TRUCKS, VANS, AND BIKES AND INSTEAD OF A PARTNER IN LIFE, YOU HAVE A DEPENDASAURUS ALBATROSS YOU GOT TO CARRY AROUND LIKE YOU'RE HER DESIGNATED MARK.