King of Ketchup

Heinz is caca.
John Kerry married into the Heinz family.
He is a traitor POS that threw his Navy medals in DC in 1971.

You mean John latched onto the Heinz family like a parasite after Heinz died.
Actually he threw away the Ribbons but kept the medals. . .still a traitorous POS though.

I could forgive the medals/ribbons.
He spent his entire life as commie infil-traitor.

Ashley wrote in her diary
she prefers mustard
(and DETESTS Mayo BTW)