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I've come to make an announcement Hannibal a bitch ass motherf**ker, he pissed on my f**king wife. Thats right, he took his old wrinkly dick out and he pissed on my f**king wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post om my Twitter, Hannibal, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and geuss what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. Look at that, it's like two balls and a bong. I f**ked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna f**k the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE F**KING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.